MOUNTBATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
20.02.2026 10:17
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MOUNTBATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES
Fucker's got a voice like an obscene phonecall.
Gordon Brown gives his considered view of Mandelson
Wednesday
A picture of the Mary Tyler Moore statue in downtown Minneapolis, depicting the iconic moment from the show where she throws her hat in the air. But the hat has been covered over with a protesters cardboard sign, reading “FUCK ICE.”
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
Straight from The Book of St. John. Happy New Year!
First superb conspiracy theory of 2026 overheard in the street! I love this. I feel it sets the tone for a superb year:
“Wales is fake.”
Christmas cocktail going down a treat
Fridays in the office are the best days in the office
I’m excited to collect my door wreath tomorrow
Phil did have luscious hair. Byronesque #TOTP
It's my direction, it's my proposal
Extraordinary
A gift from the desert
Majestic mate. Get yourself there
Aussie regal rogue. Believe it
The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
1979 & I’m in shock
I don’t know if I’ve lost my mind but I’m convinced BBC2 have just presented me with the sight of Shirley Bassey’s nipples
Can someone please give Stephen Fry an apron? I’m worried for that jacket #saturdaykitchen
Thursday night & I’m pretending to be in Seville #Vermut
Nope. But my last kiddo just left the county & went to Wales
Nice to arrive at my desk to find a little gift from a colleague. Blisss indeed
Amazing! I’m just in for Southampton 30OCT
Fire extinguisher next to a statue of Joan of Arc
Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)
The wife from “Jolene” and the husband from “Lucille” should find each other.
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Kenny Rogers with a jacket to match my wine this Friday evening. & relax
Wait til they find out God is actually a woman
Headline stating that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated
“Conscious deurbanisation”
Headline stating that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated
World braces itself for Keith's upcoming breakup album
