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England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.

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Also, David, Nick & Richard all seem like pleasant chaps. Roger W is just an awful bore. Imagine dropping acid with him.

10.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Klaxons? Christ.

10.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great album. Killer is my favourite. Utterly brilliant.

10.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Piper. I like the next little run. They lost me after DSOTM.

10.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which Alice Cooper album? I think the first 6 are all fantastic.

10.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depends on how many more they concede. This could be a record breaking defeat.

10.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this isn't a Premier League game, but the new manager has just lost the dressing room with that substitution. They're doomed.

10.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, I've done about 14 days and I've had enough.

10.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It appears to be the year of the shank.

10.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a poisonous little twat.

10.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So if you've been found guilty of assault on five previous occasions, one of which resulted in a prison sentence, you're definitely going down if you're found guilty on a sixth occasion, right? Some people never learn, do they?

10.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's everything that Piper at the Gates of Dawn isn't.

10.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Tomorrow will pass quickly, though. It'll just be a blur.

10.03.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I won't even give a single star. It's everything I hate about MOR music in one gatefold sleeve.

10.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only know two. That'll do. People have played to me in the past, but it mostly just blurred into one long, tedious mess.

10.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I missed this sad news. I'm so sorry. I hope tomorrow goes as well as these things can โค๏ธ

10.03.2026 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
1001 albums generator asking me to listen to The Wall by Pink Floyd. I will not be doing that, not now, not ever.

1001 albums generator asking me to listen to The Wall by Pink Floyd. I will not be doing that, not now, not ever.

Right, that's it. They've gone too far now. I am uninstalling this terrible app.

10.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It truly is a wretched place. I'm here twice a week for the next 2 months and I hate it.

10.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh dear. Ha!

10.03.2026 13:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A parking sign telling you that you need to buy a voucher from an unnamed shop in order to park legally.

A parking sign telling you that you need to buy a voucher from an unnamed shop in order to park legally.

Things I hate about Woking.

1. No records shops
2. Allowing Victorian Martians to land, leading to the destruction of much of London.
3. This parking scheme (in picture) that appears to be leftover from the 1970s. Nobody could tell me where I could find a shop that sells these bloody vouchers.

10.03.2026 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blocked and reported. Over 500 followers FFS.

10.03.2026 09:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excellent.

09.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to look away. I don't understand anything anymore. He truly is the Great Satan.

09.03.2026 22:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought an appalling bootleg copy on our honeymoon in California in 2007. It still sounded great. Thankfully, I have a proper vinyl copy now. It's a great album.

09.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love him for that. He could have gone full John Denver, but hit the ditch instead.

09.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, I get you finding TFA a bit tricky, but Tonight's the Night is a masterpiece. Give it another shot.

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IHN014 // Tinned Meats - Kilter, by Tinned Meats 12 track album

Popular purchases in March - Albums!

iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn014... - @tinnedmeats.bsky.social

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iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn015... - @dystopiate777.bsky.social

iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn004... - @dionysusxerox.bsky.social

09.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is peak Neil Young (or trough Neil Young) for me. A brilliant playlist. Works great on a shuffle.

09.03.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Flamin' Groovies - Teenage Head (Kama Sutra Records 1971).

Flamin' Groovies - Teenage Head (Kama Sutra Records 1971).

#NowPlaying I read that Mick Jagger thought that this was a better album than Sticky Fingers and I think he might be right.

09.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 55 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

In the best hands.

09.03.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0