Mike Schwartz

Spontsneous applause and celebration erupted as the despot turned an orangey shade of ash and dissolved into a noxious cloud of methane and sulfur.

National news is too busy trying to conflate all of the nuance of the situation into an oversimplified ( and wrong ) narrative that the attack was pure anti-Semitism, as if it occurred in a vaccuum devoid of any other possible motivation.

The Wall for all of them.

When I prepared my IL Dem primary ballot this week, AIPAC support was something I specifically voted against.

He will just fly back if you try to put him outside.

And skating on prison for raping children.

A narcissist.

Melania, Melania. The stories you tell yourself! You’re not alone because you are at the top or because you are a visionary.

You are alone because people can’t stand to be around you.

It’s a game that generally I don’t enjoy beyond nickel stakes.

Trump: Shut up and I will teach you how little girls should act.

Weird how that wasn’t the spin when prices happened to be up under Biden.

It is another wealth transfer. Create a catastrophe for the masses that coincidentally produces massive windfall profits.

The oligarchy needs to be ripped out by the roots.

Alex Karp should develop the ability to fuck off.

Maybe we need to revisit our guillotine skills.

There are people who I think should do that, to be fair.

The stupid dotard with the hand bruise and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair.
The stupid dotard got his own jet airplane.
The stupid dotard he’s a billionaire.

He got to sell those million dollar pardons
He got to stop the vaccines

(Cares for no one,
Chicks from Jeffrey)

Maybe Hegseth should try not looking unflattering instead.

Big strong ships with tears in their eyes will get through if they have the courage.

I say it’s still ok not to shop at Target.

Dear Mr. Business Owner: He doesn’t care about you, or Alan, or your packaging operation. Let the man get back to making the world the worst possible version of itself.

I am boycotting the end of the boycott.

Maybe one of them will trip in their clown shoes and take him out.

So freaking weird.

… of Trumps. That is as far as his altruism goes, if it even goes there.

He must want everyone around him to lumber around as gracelessly as he does.

He should have the surgery done by Casey Means and entirely guided by AI.

Follow it with a colon of course because it is a business communication.

Use it as the greeting?

George. Not as famous as the Dires, but still famous.

James Bond wept.