Evening bump for this new fic. Thanks to everyone whoβs already read it! π
Evening bump for this new fic. Thanks to everyone whoβs already read it! π
A Visual Feast is one of my favorites! I just reread it a few days ago.
I love this fic! Time for a reread, I think!
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 2 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers, black fingerless gloves, and pearls, standing on the main deck of the Revenge and leaning against the steering wheel with his other hand on his hip, looking at Frenchie out of frame with a small smile
day 605 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
two screenshots of ed teach gently taking stede bonnet's hand in his to hold
remember when
Youβre doing your best.
Trying to be kind to people, trying to be the person you want to see in the world.
Youβre not perfect but youβre good. And we need that goodness right now. Thank you for that.
Thanks for this. I'll take all the positivity I can get.
Top of the Pops (5th March 1981). Duran Duran open the show with Planet Earth.
Podfic title card. A photo of a BMW Adventurer motorbike on a grey background. It has teal accents. Text reads Get your motor runnin' by kellykat53, podfic by happydaiz
My podfic of Get your motor runnin' by @kellykat53.bsky.social.
Stede passed his Class M licensing test with flying colors. Heβs got a custom jacket and pants. Now all he needs is a motorcycle. Unfortunately, none of the bike shops are taking him seriously. If only he could find an insider to help.
Cover Art for a fic. A blue sneaker lands in a muddy puddle. In pink and purple bubble letters: One Foot on the Ground by PilotPirate.
Chapter 3 of One Foot on the Ground is up! Ed gets to go on a DATE with his sexy race walker! Thank again to @petrichorca.bsky.social for being such a wonderful cheerleader and beta reader and to everyone who is reading and leaving such lovely comments!
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#ofmdfic
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" by Artana. Summary: Stede arrives at his childhood home to celebrate his father's birthday. Things do not go as planned. Or Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, and now everyone is a suspect.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Inspired By Agatha Christie, Murder Mystery, POV Stede Bonnet, Canon-typical bullying, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Typical Sexism, Period-Typical Homophobia, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Edward Bonnet is a dick, not for long don't worry, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Eventual Smut
It's finally here!
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate", murder mystery au, inspired by Agatha Christie!
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#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
Podfic title card. A white silhoutte of a magpie carrying a ring on a chain in its beak on a black background. Text reads Magpie by yellowmustard
I rerecorded Magpie by @mustardwrites.bsky.social because I just wanted to say these words aloud again. Swan 2.0 will be coming soon.
Ed keeps buried treasure after all. Stede finds his secret stash. Post S2 oneshot with Big Ed feelings as he slowly comes to grips with the fact that he's VERY loved
Rhys Darby with a scruffy beard, round glasses and a tan trapper hat in front of a bush. Text in top left corner reads βHUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE 10 YEARS BACK IN CINEMAS EASTER 2026β.
Taika Waititi with a cap, earbuds, a scruffy beard and brown round glasses. Text in top left corner reads ββHUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE 10 YEARS BACK IN CINEMAS EASTER 2026β. Text in front of him reads βRelive the adventure all over again.β
Close enough, welcome back Gentlebeard. π
You're the voice I want in my head ourflagimplodes Summary: When Stede first got invited to a party for 'work', not once had he thought he'd be meeting his crush - the legendary voice actor Edward Teach - there, let alone falling directly into the man's arms. Even less so meeting up with him in the toilets and going home with him after...
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius Spriggs Additional Tags: Smut, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Male Character, Semi-Public Sex, Blow Jobs, Overthinking, Stede Bonnet Has Self-Esteem Issues, Voice Kink, Stede Bonnet has A Voice Kink, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has a Big Dick, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Actor Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sort Of, Voice Actor Ed, Sillyness, Attempt at Humor, Like some of this is so dumb but I had so much fun with it, Dom/sub Undertones, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Language: English
Happy 4 years of OFMD!
What better way to celebrate than with some new smut π
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YOU'VE EARNED IT!!!! π
(free high-res digital download here: ko-fi.com/s/e5b1b60187)
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
if you've had pirate brainrot for 4 human years you're legally allowed to claim an honorary degree in Our Flag Means Death btw
Edward Teach in season 2 episode 4 of Our Flag Means Death, wearing his Blackbeard leathers with cuts and bruises all over his face, eyes closed as he looks up at the sky with an exasperated expression
day 603 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:
rhys and taika appearing back to back in the same video??? welcome back gentlebeard!!!
A screenshot of an Ao3 fic titled "as life gets longer, awful feels softer" By tragicallynerdy Summary: Ed has TMJ. It complicates things. Sex, alright, sex, it complicates sex, because Ed likes oral sex, he likes it a whole fucking lot, so sue him. But it's fine, whatever, he can just take a break from giving blowjobs and eating people out, he can baby his jaw and he won't be in any pain. Well, he won't be in more pain than his usual chronic pain. Excellent plan, 10/10 no notes. Until he meets Stede. And then he's in love, and horny about it, and he wants to give Stede blowjobs like all the fucking time. Well. Shit.
A screenshot of tumblr tags for this fic. They include: OFMD, Ed Teach/Stede Bonnet. Additional tags: smut, disability, character study, TMJ, trans Edward Teach, trans male Ed Teach, trans Stede Bonnet, t4t Ed/Stede, oral sex, vaginal sex, grinding, thigh riding, strap ons, gender affirming sex, gender euphoria, chronic pain, established relationships, but newer established relationships, minor meetcute inclusion, mild hurt/comfort, sucking the strap, Ed Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet, POV Ed Teach, Ed Teach has ADHD, author plays fast and loose with terms for peopleβs junk, breaking the fourth wall, Ed Teach's knee injury, disabled Ed Teach The fic is 19,151 words long.
pspsps hey #Gentlebeard ies, come get your t4t TMJ Ed/Stede smutty disability-focused character study!! because Ed deserves to eat Stede out forever amen
i'm not a GB author, this is my first purely Ed/Stede smut fic, so please enjoy this rare treat
#OFMDfic
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Happy birthday!
I take a daily magnesium supplement and a daily iron supplement, and they've helped a LOT.
Same. #OFMD
Happy 4th Birthday Our Flag Means Death! π₯³π
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An excellent present to celebrate the birthday of #OurFlagMeansDeath would be an announcement of a third season.
Happy birthday!!!
OFMD season one poster of all members of the crew on it except Frenchie and Jim. Ed is there too looking at the camera from behind
HAPPY 4TH BIRTHDAY SHOW! π΄ββ οΈπ³οΈβπ
#OurFlagMeansDeath
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 121: Tits-out McGhee Summary: Whichever dipshit decided a meeting first thing in the morning was a good idea needed to be shot. Probably Izzy. Fucker probably did marching drills from 5am. Archie shredded another packet of sugar, tipping it into her coffee β black like my belt β and snatched Ivanβs pen to stir it. Made the grumpy fucker swear, but heβd learned not to try and snatch things back after the biting incident. She sucked the coffee off the pen and offered it back to him and got a grumbled βoh fuck offβ from him for her effort. After sheβd cleaned it and everything!
Had a busy few days and finally got to this chapter :)
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#OFMD #OFMDfic
Nathan Foad has been announced as a writer for SNL UK! ππ
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I'm working on it.