Oh my gosh itβs 30Β° out, itβs practically summer
04.02.2026 18:43
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Youβre telling me a dad creamed in this soda?
18.10.2025 15:33
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This rapture couldβve been an email.
23.09.2025 17:21
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The rapture is apparently happening in two days but hey on the bright side, Jesus is back and heβs delivering my Chinese food.
23.09.2025 01:37
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Who let the dogs out? I think we need to ask the more important question: who locked all the dogs up? What were their crimes? Were they given due process?
11.09.2025 00:54
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I finally remembered to wear shorts after two months of heat waves and my arms and legs are two different colors omg
05.07.2025 18:01
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Mfer out here pounding a 20 oz white claw on the train at 10 in the morning
And yet somehow
Mood
24.04.2025 14:22
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(In a work meeting.)
Me: (sneezes)
Zoom: π Ummmmmm, honeyyyy π youβre mutedddd β¨π
πΌ no one could hear youuuu π cuz you were mutedddd π€
16.04.2025 14:14
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The Carnival - Pt 2 π¨β‘οΈπͺπ€‘π₯ #fyp #fypγ· #foryoupage #dnd #dndtiktok #dungeonsanddragons #storytime
TikTok video by Cody (C7)
Latest episode is out!
The Carnival - Pt 2
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#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #storytime
13.04.2025 15:35
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SIR, IβM TEN.
01.04.2025 13:51
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Most places do, yeah π₯Ί
31.03.2025 00:05
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This restaurant has given me an odd number of mozzarella sticks in my order.
What kind of sick power play is this.
29.03.2025 19:50
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I feel dirty. I just put the wrong end of the bendy straw into my drink.
25.03.2025 15:00
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My for you page algorithm did a thing and I donβt like it
21.03.2025 04:28
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Ah yes, my favorite fruit and juice.
17.03.2025 02:58
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Blue light bulb or tiny galaxy?
13.03.2025 01:03
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I updated my phone and
09.03.2025 20:24
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I wonder if my boss wants us to send in resumes to him or Antonio
08.03.2025 15:51
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Again, MTA black magic.
Earlier this week, I left 20 minutes early and arrived 15 minutes late.
And today, I left 10 minutes late and I arrived 5 minutes early going to the same location.
How the fuck am I supposed to have faith in this system?
#290ForThisShit
05.03.2025 17:54
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Is this what friendship is
@dorkborn.bsky.social
18.02.2025 00:05
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I will always stand by that the past tense of screenshot is screenshat
06.02.2025 02:04
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I keep looking at the news and seeing people surprised at what the orange menace is doing.
Yaβll, the tables havenβt turned.
The table has remained stationary.
People willingly sat at a table with everything laid out in orange and are still surprised at whatβs on the table.
27.01.2025 14:59
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Me out here shoving daggers up our Grootβs ass
21.01.2025 13:37
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I take it back, this is what TikTok feels like now
20.01.2025 03:59
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Iβm happy TikTok is back
But I sure as hell am not thanking any politicians lol
20.01.2025 03:44
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Thatβs so sweet, thank you for telling me!
I was considering uploading here but thereβs a length limit lol
So my options are reels, maybe YouTube
19.01.2025 04:32
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The last video I got to see was of the game grumps singing baby shark
So at least my TikTok didnβt end on an ad
#tiktok #tiktokban
19.01.2025 03:58
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