me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
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me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
Doing taxes. Definitely chose for the kids to opt out of this thing called, Trump Accounts. IDK if it’s the feds, it’s certainly a scam.
Until things change, nothing has changed or is changing.
I like that people see the humor in team Italy being mostly Americans but it’s not novel. Team Puerto Rico has always been all Americans. They just don’t get meaningful votes or representation in Congress.
Writing is like 80% walking around coming up with it and 20% feeling like Sisyphus in front of my computer and the 20% feels like 80%
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
Hey, that’s me!
Aw. Thanks.
What the heck? Records and “records” are made to be broken. What a desperately weird take to put out in public.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Berto
Can we please get a 3-1 Mexico win? I promise this isn’t about gambling. It’s for the lulz.
“Is Mark DeRosa secretly Italian?” is probably the funniest thing I’ll read all day.
Fans Fest is a love letter to Oakland sports and the people who have been through all the highs and lows they bring.
My Fans Fest recap for Dispatches from Raimondi
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Can I use it to catch my parachute hotdog?
What happens when you hire a tv talking head to run your strategic organization? If only there had been some precedent to look at for guidance.
Always happy to share my latest for Dispatches from Raimondi. #OaklandBallers
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Very happy to see Kenneth Walker leaving the NFC West
This was a fantastic read.
“Today, all those dreams were alive.” Step inside the @oaklandballers.bsky.social open tryout where players get their shot on the field and build baseballhood off it. The first Dispatch from Kyle Robinson #LetsGoOakland
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I invite all white people to go back to their ancestral lands. Please leave America to the rest of us.
Is it @joebhorton.bsky.social ?
Posting a photo of Rod Carew every day until the federal government drops its war on Minneapolis (and St Paul). #Twins
#Minnesota
TIL: The Cranberries song Linger was written about Dolores O’Riordan’s cable contract.
Today, I received a COBRA notice from my old job. It was dated 2/28 and explained that I had to elect COBRA by 2/28 to maintain coverage. The letter was postmarked 3/4.
Brilliant.
Same
I have no idea what happened with Arike Ogunbowale but I am certain that guy deserved it.
Remember the Berniebros telling us HUNDREDS of times that "both parties are the same"? medium.com/extra-extra/...
Kevin Durant
That’s damning with faint praise.
Pizza Hut is basically candied pizza. So much sugar in it.
Good Lord.
Just watch how an elected member of the Senate conducts himself. Against a member of the military in uniform. Who - and let’s be very, very clear - most certainly has a First Amendment right to protest. Since he’s the guy you’d be sending to war.