tom freethestones

Ides coming up, lads. Mind yourselves.

“Boy kibble” - my fellow dudes, can we just not be so…*weird* about stuff?

Small Prophets is great. i think everyone knows this already, but still. it’s lovely and brilliant.

Just on Jordan Pickford’s save at Newcastle, I’ve been appreciating the replays from behind the goal that shows the curtain of raindrops falling as the ball hits the bar, which elevates an already extraordinary save I reckon

definitely in a good way. definitely…

there is no bigger disparity in life between effort and outcome than when making pancakes

still from a computer game with the instruction “align your avatar with a teat”

#UnexpectedInstruction

bound by the limitations of medical science, they have no choice

Ski jumping: Wada responds to penis injection claims The World Anti-Doping Agency could investigate if evidence emerges that male ski jumpers are injecting their penises in a bid to improve sporting performance.

“ok, lads - any ideas on how to gain an advantage in this very specialised sport?”
“how about we make our dicks bigger?”
“ok, well if that’s our only option then i guess we’ll have to give it a try”
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early shout for Brazil, superb coats 10/10

#ScoopWatch

omg, the nice people dating show is nailed on.

also whatever fashion thing we have left that isn’t sewing or knitting ✅

💯
Out-of-comfort-zone travel doc ✅
Consumer affairs ✅
Cooking show non-expert co-host ✅
Daytime / chat (One Show host in 2 years) ✅
Countryfile / outdoors rural stuff (Fogle adjacent?) ✅

There were a good few moments there where Stephen was the only person in the world who knew who won The Traitors and the weight of that alone would crush me to death

i am going to send this to the Tate Modern on behalf of my youngest

i think i make that at least five “yourselfs”, but there could’ve been more #TheTraitors #YourselfWatch

x ❤️

this season’s Inter kit makes me sad, it’s like a Monster drink can

“so we decided to laser-in on the quicksand at the centre of the ethic”

'laser-in on the quicksand at the centre of the ethic'

excellent. also, “finally” etc.

a *triple* ‘yourself’, there #TheTraitors

genuine lol

“Flirting master of the orchard…now that’s a nickname I’ve not heard in a looooong time…”

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Harriet asks "Do you want my smoky mirror?"

#TheTraitors Facebook Marketplace:

yep

💯, it’s been the best element of this series so far

One thing to remember with the whole “ooooh, Amanda was a crack detective with years of experience in body language and interrogation” is that she also got pretty much everything wrong, with confiding in a traitor being the absolute chef’s kiss #TheTraitors

astonished this doesn’t happen more often tbh