Astrologically, the most hilarious thing about Dakota Johnson’s Calvin Klein photoshoot is how it’s a manifestation of the recent Virgo lunar eclipse right on top of Chris Martin’s ASC, Pisces DSC and sun.
This is Dakota Johnson teasing a lil’ revenge of sorts on Chris Martin.
youtu.be/pHetI7RoWCw
Trump’s military actions on Syria, Venezuela, and Iran are simply out of spite for Putin.
By taking out Putin’s global allies, Trump is pressuring Putin to concede on terms for Ukraine.
Out of spite for the global elite, Trump wants to win the Nobel Peace Prize for cleverly ending the Ukraine War.
Y’know shit ain’t that serious between the US & Israel and Iran since the US ain’t putting boots on the ground in Iran to guide in more precise strikes on *all* of Iran’s leadership.
And Iran ain’t firing back at Israel’s desalination water facilities which supply 50% of Israel’s drinking water.
Astrologically it’s wild how Eileen Gu’s Virgo stellium (with Venus and Jupiter debilitated there) results in extremely critical backlash.
She’s polarizing in a similar way as someone like Blake Lively who also has a Virgo stellium (with Venus fallen there).
This whole Clavicular saga is basically this era’s Pumping Iron.
Astrologically this is true as Clavicular was born with a reoccurrence transit of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Jupiter in Scorpio square Saturn in Leo.
Later in life, Arnold would go on to talk about how body dysmorphia spurred his bodybuilding career.
Clavicular is to looksmaxxing what Arnold Schwarzenegger was to bodybuilding.
丙午年 :: Year of the Fire Horse
It was the first meme that immediately came to mind 😆 🙃
It’s all about tasting and savoring that hypnagogic state Steph 🌀 😋
WoodenChair on the Hacker News thread for this commented that “The Bite in the Apple” by Chrisann Brennan gives some additional context about Steve’s spiritual beliefs around that time when she was his girlfriend:
amzn.to/4aN2DQX
Well it turns out that Steve Jobs was a legit astrologer of sorts.
@astrologypodcast.bsky.social , @cruiserone.bsky.social , @astroseekcom.bsky.social , and @sadalsvvd.space might find this interesting.
I’ll bring the PIZZA and you bring the ZZ.
🍕 + 💤 = PIZZAZZ
The character Wardaddy, portrayed by actor Brad Pitt, from the 2014 movie Fury points his finger at an off-screen person and orders a soldier to shoot them.
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git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."
♉︎♅℞ ☍ ☿♏︎ :: Uranus retrograde in Taurus opposite Mercury in Scorpio
In a shock to the industry, Disney says,
“I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.” (Especially when Mercury in Aquarius meets Uranus direct in Taurus on February 5th, 2026)
On a mundane level, this is definitely emblematic of the peace deal that the US is trying to force Ukraine into.
aura farming is divinatory
Just a lil’ something I picked up along the way. I’ve seen some flip the associations around, but Ketu as infrared seems more fitting with its other association with concentrated heat (death of the universe; entropy).
Kinda reminds me of Ketu’s association with the infrared spectrum and Rahu’s association with ultraviolet.
(I mainly bring up Epstein since independent investigations regarding his dealings surfaced and started gaining traction with the public right around Mercury stationing retrograde on 11/9)
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
…that Congress would seriously face the issue would be sometime around the full moon in Cancer on Jan 3rd, 2026. (Especially with Fortune ruled by Jupiter)
But the moon conjunct Saturn as Mercury stations direct on 11/29 does not seem to bode well. (5H Mercury transit could be Epstein related 🤷♂️)
My cynical read on it is that Republicans in Congress would just shoot down the bill, since reopening the Government and reconvening Congress means that all the Epstein-related legislation and investigations will get to continue.
Going by the chart of the shutdown, I figured the earliest…[cont.]
Especially considering Air signs’ association with electricity.
In Libra’s case it’s associated with the lower back, then the kidneys, and thus electrolytes. All that electrical potential contained there in the balance ⚖️
(and I could go on about electricity and water with the antiscia to Pisces… 🤓)
Nervous system “co-regulation” and “grounding” for safety reminds me a hella’ lot about how Libra isn’t just abstractly about relationships but also about the balance of literal electrical energy between people as you’ve illustrated. ⚡️
Screenshot of a 4chan /fit/ post. Anon posts a picrel of Ivan Drago from Rocky IV furiously testing his punching power on a machine. The thread is titled “fuck” and the post body simply says “yeah”. The first reply, by the same anon, is “ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME”.
☿ ☌ ♂♏︎ :: Mercury conjunct Mars in Scorpio
“/Among many other roles, the gut microbiome acts as a key regulator of immunity and host defense mechanisms./ Recent research suggests that disruption of the homeostasis between the gut microbiota and the host immune system can lead to immune dysfunction. Communication along the gut-lung axis reflects the dysfunction. Accumulating evidence supports the importance of this bidirectional path between gut dysbiosis and inflammatory conditions in the lungs.” (/Emphasis/ mine)
Rest up!
And don’t forget to invest in your gut microbiome for your immune system (from research into Long COVID for myself):
ipa-biotics.org/covid-19-and...
In the tropical zodiac, that would be your Venus in Virgo 10H (combust?) ruling over your Libra 11H. Virgo would also be the 12H of your 11H.
tunnel vision (it’s why the signs associated with the head, eyes, and hand-eye-coordination of Aries and Gemini are debilitated as the 6H and 8H of Scorpio)
Yes, I should’ve pointed that out. At the time of my solar return last month I could see hints of some sort of deal being brokered.
It just felt all a bit surreal since one normally references a solar return chart for personal life happenings, not so much for world astrology.
