Azur Moviedragon

It's been 3 months since starting my job with ATT and I feel confident enough to say I'm able to stay for the long haul. I haven't been able to say that about any higher pay job ever.

Wisdom

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses ST. GEORGE, UT—With the water vapor causing condensation to form on the lenses and impair his vision, local man Patrick Whittle was reportedly forced Thursday by his fogged-up glasses to finish his soup using his other senses. “In my blinded state, I must rely on my other senses if I’m ever going to eat this […]

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called The Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Magneto: The X-Man Iceman approaches! Toad, destroy him! Toad hits Iceman with his tongue, which sticks to him. Everyone stands there awkwardly for three panels.

ICE Responds To Public Outcry By Pledging All Detainees Will Receive Lobotomy To Erase Trauma

ICE Responds To Public Outcry By Pledging All Detainees Will Receive Lobotomy To Erase Trauma

Immigration cartoon

Too true!

Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk WASHINGTON—Trying to figure out if he had a third brother he forgot about or if Don Jr. had just lost some weight, President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to remember how he was related to Elon Musk. “I know that if he’s this high up in my organization this Elon guy must be related […]

Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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Damnit that was fast

'They attack disabled, migrants, travellers, homeless - next they attack you"
Spotted in Liverpool, UK

Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness

Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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Heathen

25. the pet

Babies first RE was RE4

@silverrookart.bsky.social

Soon...

Linux version when?

Destiny 2 on linux when?

why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots

Destiny 2 on linux when?

Why do we let Olds have cellular devices if all they do is complain about them?

Californians escaping to florida

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year

Horrified Taylor Swift Realizes Football Happens Every Year
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God i have a serious need

Oh man it sucks outside. It super great lol.

Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy _The Onion

Santa Confirms Everyone Getting Bag Of Glitter Labeled ‘Fairy Dust’ His Sister-In-Law Sells On Etsy
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I've been with Destiny through thick and thin. But after laying off it's QA and having bug riddled patches I can't. I just can't even anymore.