nutsling

that’s the only one i have!

@toni.bsky.team tomi cram your stupid protocol up your ass

i am very late to the Fugazi party but i’ve been meaning to and this seemed as good a time as any

i went with a bunch of people to see this and didn’t really want to and was kinda dreading it and then this scene happened, it’s like the second thing in the movie, and i was like ‘okay this’ll do’

new season of Hot Ones certainly fell off

Pussy: Love Story from Titanic (ZX Spectrum, 2000)

im not watching twenty minutes of seth meyers to find out

CNN: President Obama zings Donald Trump, birthers at White House Correspondents' Dinner YouTube video by CNN

what watching his parents be murdered was to batman is what this correspondents dinner roast by obama was for trump youtu.be/zeGpLg0b3DE

seriously though i feel this way too and i think it’s because the run up to the 2016 election was so all-consuming and we’ve lived in its shadow ever since

that was when i carried you

waiting for my shipment of pens that say “real big fan of buttholes here” on em

correct.

oh there’s a challenge to some long standing and well understood precedent that is going to the supreme court and has two dozen major multinationals as plaintiffs? HUH!

laws are the way they are, right now, because that’s what was most advantageous to some rich fucker and once you understand that, legal bullshit becomes much easier to follow

i got curious. i don’t care about any replies, muting thread

this is the thing that’s killing me about the AIpocalypse, they’re seriously underestimating how long mfers will run a laptop into the ground. security update support for Windows XP ended in April 2019, that’s an OS that release the same week 9/11 happened

nonono you have to play the new one its different somehow

feeling vindicated for having never played a poké

that’s it, really. my favorite is that trump doing gazashit is somehow proof that biden doing gazashit was good actually

lol

‘not just billionaires’

maybe stop giving them the ammunition to shoot you with

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

twelve whole hours! that’s basically forever

FYI democrats are equally responsible for the constraints applied to the postal service; Biden lifting the Bush-era requirement to pre-fund retiree benefits being the only their either party has done in recent memory to help

their*

wait are drafts stored on device or on the public protocol lol

died of embarrassment

buncha rap tracks and then BAM Less Than Jake covers The Monkees