Hereward the Woke

That's Saturday night sorted.

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

Your pet gets chosen to be immortalised on a bank note.

Which picture are you submitting?

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So, Wes Streeting is suffering through a bizarre psycho-sexual breakdown revolving around his desperate hope that sacrificing trans* children on the pyre will save him from damnation for fancying men, and we've just got to live through it?

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Nancy's Sluggo shouting angrily with a speech bubble above him

"But when's International Woims Day?!"

Alright, fine, take my money!

I still remember the first time I saw the "Pakistani Dalek" sketch 😬

Text from a file in Pokemon Pokopia starting with "CDs are cool little gadgets used by out great-great-grandparents to listen to all their favorite music."

pokopia is sending me with this

Warhammer 40k is better than James Bond.

Very much hoping that none of the kids dressed up in paramilitary gear toting airsoft guns at the two conventions in Bristol today get caught up in the policing around the fascist march 😬

💻

Me drinking out of a mug labeled "buying left at londons music on bandcamp friday juice" with the caption "yummy yummy this stuff is really good i wonder what it is"

leftatlondon.bandcamp.com

AND INTRODUCING

JOHN HURT

AS

THE WAR QUEER

@hooved-mammal.bsky.social You've started something.

🐔

surprised there was no risk averse person in the domino records press team to point out that there is, of course, a will oldham song called 'you have cum in your hair and your dick is hanging out' - or if there was, they were overruled

i’m just worried that it is not really in keeping with the visual character of the neighbourhood (crap nineties post modernism with nods to the local nautical heritage in circular cabin windows and the roofs angled like ship stacks)

A small girl wearing a rabbit costume and blue coat carries a book as she walks to school. Her mother (head out of shot) wheels her baby brother along in a pushchair. The baby says "Peter Rabbit may be the 'Hero' of the story, but surely the obedient, widowed Mrs Rabbit is a more effective symbol of the oppression inherent within Mister McGregor's regime" The girls looks furious and snaps "Mum!! He's critiquing my world book day costume from a marxist perspective again!"

A cartoon reminder that tomorrow is World Book Day (In the UK anyway). Originally for the @theguardian.com

I was laughing inwardly at someone's spelling of "supersession" before double checking. "Sedere", bugger, yes, alright then...

Nah, Tarantula was a banger. The whole of Machina holds up unlike later albums, though, I've got a particular soft spot for Stand Inside Your Love.

🫵 another one

Sometimes you play a plastic trumpet in the hope of charming the stars
Sometimes you put a rug on a polished floor even though you might as well set a mantrap
Sometimes you eat chocolate finger hedgehogs & ghastly rabbit shaped blancmange three meals a day Sometimes you make origami knuckledusters

And in fairness, he's so far managed to keep away from Tonypandy.

I really hope this ends up in St. Fagans

I'm not particularly passionate about it, I just think being a republican is the normal default state for most people who've actually thought about it.