Kicked off 37 in Ptown last week ๐ฅณ
Kicked off 37 in Ptown last week ๐ฅณ
Got laid off today. The temptation to start a spicy page is real. Til then Venmo me ๐
Little front porch post-workout himbo moment from Tennessee
Busy stretch means late night lifts
About an hour before a hell of a Texas sunburn set in..
This guy just referred to me as an adventure seeker and I donโt really know how to tell him I am much more of a couch seeker. Help? Iโm not trying to hike.
Disgruntled implies that you can be just gruntled.
A sunny Saturday with the Masters on is a great day โณ๏ธโ๏ธ
Forgot about this place. ๐๐ผ
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The world is full of ups and downs,
Highs & lows,
Ainโt that the truth?
But donโt you know, thatโs why
God made ladders & parachutes ๐ช๐ช
Has an italian restaurant ever branded endless pastabilities? Olive Garden, are you listening? ๐
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We still Blueskying?
If Iโm gonna don a rare suit Iโm gonna document it.
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Me to everyoneโs #ValentinesDay postsโฆ
Happy Day of Finding Out How Many of the Men In Your DMs Have Had Long Term Partners or Husbands This Whole Time! ๐ฅฐ
Valentineโs Day table for 1
Body Type: Works out but had Taco Bell last night.
Abracadabra
Just went into an Aldi for the first time ever.
What the hell is goin on in there??
New ๐ฟ upgrade
Just a himbo moment.
Smiled in a selfie for once. Please clap.
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Bought a house. New shower is nice.