Alligator Sommelier

guy kickflipping an oil tanker from one side of the sea to the other, over the land (radical)

can this be a solution?

screenshot of my shirt designs, featuring lots of skulls

okay, now we wait for samples 🙏

I think you need a third space gate because there's some sort of physics issue with gating on the same planet. Pop it up on one of elon's satellites.

Every time I make cheese toast I remember my mother chiding me for being a coward because I pulled it out too soon once and it wasn't browned and bubbly. And she was right!

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

im john normal

Tweet de @terryandrob despidiendo a Terry Pratchett el 12 de marzo de 2015 diciendo "AT LAST, SIR TERRY, WE MUST WALK TOGETHER."

11 años sin él #speakhisname

nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

It's just one of those things you can't explanate.

Why didn’t the eagles just carry the oil barrels to Mordor?

Colorful Mexican tile.

Creators are alway worried about annoying people by promoting thier Kickstarter…but here’s the thing…who cares?!
The people who love you will back it
The people who support you will share
The people who are not interest or annoyed by the constant posts will just ignore
SO POST TO GET YOUR COMIC MADE

Left work a little later than usual today, and enjoyed a close encounter with some Carnaby Cockatoos feasting on the banksias in the carpark

Why do we bash “dead-beat” readers for not being there for their books but we never question if the book has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

I know any sequential artists that could pick-up a 4-page gig in the next month or so? Comedic piece about a knight who finds it easier to go on quests and fight dragons than to simply tell a lady that he loves her. For a larger project, you'd have to draw plate armor + a horse in three panels.

A 15-year-old tabby cat wearing a fancy pink dress.

A 15-year-old tabby cat wearing a fancy pink dress and enjoying a slice of birthday cake. The decorations are pink. There is a balloon bearing the cat's name in gold capital letters. The cat's name is Luna. There are pink candles in the slice of cake.

A woman putting the finishing touches on a 15-year-old tabby cat wearing a fancy pink dress and a crown amidst pink birthday party decorations. A white cake in three foreground bears pink candles reading 1-5.

Just a cat, in a pink dress, enjoying its quinceañera.

I'm using Google Translate a lot to work out how to say certain things in French and sometimes when a sentence involves the second person it chooses the wrong form for what I need (tu vs vous) but it turns out I can get it to use the desired form by ending the sentence with either "buddy" or "sir" 🙃

Artists Against ICE MoveOn is looking for artists and creators of all levels of experience to submit art work that 1) aligns with the guidelines below and 2) demonstrates their style and voice.

Hey, artist friends!

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Two small paintings of daffodills, side by side. The first is called The Three Daffodils (though it is for daffodils, it's painted on an adaptation of Dumas' The Three Musketeers). The second is called Dusk, and is four daffodils in weak evening light.

Here it is with an earlier painting of the same flowers.

A 3 colour risograph print using blue, yellow and fluorescent pink ink featuring a raccoon. It is walking across some grass covered in flowers, dragging a grocery back which is spilling out food. We see the words TORONTO in bright yellow letters above the critter.

Quick little 3 colour risograph I printed today - I will be hiding these around a park in Toronto tomorrow for Art & Found Day!

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative

1. My spouse hung up some of the beautiful screenprinted posters celebrating each year of the local farmer's market and they look great
2. Chocolate ice cream
3. The birds were going off in some spring chorus

The funny thing is, there is a whole generation of Trek fans who watched the Berman-era shows from 1987 to 2001 as children that I think would watch a new series set in that 24th century era, but no, let's do Spock and Kirk again.

orange cat with a string in his mouth placing it into a ballet flat

orange cat on the shoes

orange cat posing with his string

he carried his string over to put it into my shoe and then began wrestling with the string and shoe. i just love him

A fun new twist to the Stringer Bell Rule:
Asking a chatbot for legal advice about your crimes also counts as writing them down.

Photo of orange poppies and blue-purple flowers with lots of greenery

1/ #EastBayWilds
#NativePlants #OaklandCA

Important announcement - please share!

We are having a special 'pay what you can' day this friday the 13th of March, 2026. There will be a limit of 10 items per customer. There's no pressure - just pay what you can.

Hahaha yes I can tell when colours are excellent and go well together on a T-shirt

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I will advocate for myself a bit more here and say please help out a trans lady get by! ❤️

Comic. [Person with microphone in front of three people standing behind their own desks with drawers and a round box on top. The boxes of the first and last are shaking with their lids slightly raised.] PERSON WITH MIC: And now, for the final round, you have each been given a skunk with a hangover and chewing gum stuck to its fur. You have 30 minutes. Good luck. [caption] The Home Remedy World Championships

Home Remedies

xkcd.com/3217/

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