Crash Sheridan

If I was Maxx Crosby, I’d sue the shit out of the Ravens. $100MM. They’d settle for $75MM because they would not want their email and phone records being revealed in discovery. I never much liked the ravens anyway, but I’ll damn sure root against them every game they play.

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I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Keep cornering him! He’s cornered and spiraling!

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Stop the presses. We found someone even more stupid than the president.

Truly unbelievable stuff. Just up there shamelessly lying his ass off

People in Pyongyang are embarrassed by this.

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goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

So we're all smarter than the Bank of America securities head of US Equity and Quantitative Strategy?

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

NBC’s Richard Engel: “The White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

These people are truly insane.

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A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

It’s been downhill ever since

Fox’s dignified transfer footage now just completely excludes Trump

Remarkable how shook Fox is by the footage of Trump wearing a tacky campaign hat to a dignified transfer

Trump chose to kill those girls in Iran It’s his war, not America’s.

I love the reporting. Not a US war. A Trump war.
#proudblue

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A roast in a crockpot

My wife is sick with a terrible cold, but she still wanted to get the Sunday roast in the crockpot! I married well!

This is a bs “apology” from Fox. They claim it was “inadvertent” - a lie. They aired old footage because they didn’t want to show Trump wearing his campaign hat during the ceremony. Then in this statement they STILL don’t show the correct footage of Trump. bsky.app/profile/aaro...

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Still of President Trump at yesterday's dignified transfer ceremony as seen on Fox & Friends.

Yep. Any presser later in the day will be very dark, they can’t have him blurring out even crazier shit than he already does!

It could not be more obvious that the president does not care about US service members and in fact regards their deaths as mere political inconveniences. He has more sympathy for Putin than Americans who died because he decided to wage illegal war. Just listen to him.

It’s all part of controlling his sundowning caused by FTD. Sort of like blinders, it reduces the amount of direct light which can lead to extreme agitation.

Still slaps 45(!!) years later!

The cover of Wrestle Heist #4 with Guy Grudges and Buddy Hansen.

This is the best comic book being published today, and it ain’t close. Hilarious, you’ll laugh out loud multiple times. But also full of heart. Books like this are why I still read comics at age 54! A+ Highest possible recommendation

Pete Hegseth's murderous buffoonery, coming amid a lifetime in which he's betrayed everyone close to him and failed up from one disaster to the next, is a perfect example of how the appeal of Trumpism is that it creates a permission structure for people to openly be their worst selves