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Betty Fettuccini

@kikigeez

Northeast US mama, reader, painter, amateur chef. Probably bored. Likely ready to chat your face off.

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That’s a take!

08.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Facebook is trying to sell me wood. Wood for my dog to chew. This happens in the Lorax. Pretty sure it’s near the bad part of the movie. #latestagecapitalism

19.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s the spirit!

18.02.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yessir!

08.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting a pair of those curling shoes to make grocery shopping more efficient

08.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Come see me at the restaurant….i don’t wanna be lonely all day!

08.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

04.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 19012 πŸ” 3014 πŸ’¬ 315 πŸ“Œ 254

Divorce is hard, especially on special days. Today is my youngest son’s 6th birthday and it hurts so badly knowing how his entire life (and his sisters’) for the past four years and all future years are shaped by my choices. It’s so much guilt to carry.

29.01.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohmygod!! Thank you!

29.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The kids win again….

13.01.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really feeling the faded hue that eventually came from the $5 clearance hair dye I gambled on last week.

12.01.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Send help! Being viscously attacked! #newpedicure #attackretriever

11.01.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn’t get a Greta pic but this is my girl!

29.12.2025 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Haunting

02.11.2025 13:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible

01.11.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said I look like you! And it tracks because people tell my mom she looks like you too!

01.11.2025 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I google Harley Wallace am I going to find out that this is real?

01.11.2025 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching Bring Her Back. I’m paused at 1:31:11. Is this going to fucking work?

01.11.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My five year old snapped this while I was making breakfast and it’s cool to see me through his eyes! I love being a mom!

01.11.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweet Potato β€œmeatloaf”-a-lantern

31.10.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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During this time between jobs I have been doing ALL of the kid things I could squeeze in. Yesterday I tried my hand at face painting for a free kids carnival. This is me practicing on my own kiddos :) 🎨 πŸ˜ƒ

20.07.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll just notify you when I need attention.

Which is all of the time.

07.07.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until your forties….

01.07.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank youuuuuu!!!!!! It was great! I get to see so many places in my home state that I’ve never had the excuse to visit before!

08.05.2025 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awwww shucks ☺️ I’m also full of excess and neurotic! Triple threat.

06.05.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Mary! ❀️

05.05.2025 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is my happy place. My three amigos and I are heading to dreamland.

14.04.2025 02:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s like an ultrasound checkup for my plant babies! Look at their miraculous growth. Behold: life!

28.03.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you see the hamster in my yogurt?

28.03.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t threaten me with a good time, that’s where all the best peeps are gonna be, who’s with us?!?!

28.03.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0