As an American that has only spent four days in Canada, you could say I'm an expert when I say this:
Tim Horton's is just Dunkin Donuts, but with better coffee and worse donuts.
First time in Canada. The fact that we haven't co-opted poutine yet is criminal. That shit *slaps.*
Listen, guys. Listen. If you don't want to be summarily executed by an agent of the state, you should learn to say please and thank you when they're abusing your neighbors, your rights, and violating the constitution on a daily basis. What don't you understand?
"All lives matter**"
**Unless the government tells me it doesn't because it doesn't align with their narrative, and hurts their bottom line, and disagreeing with them in the slightest makes me uncomfy and I don't want to admit I was wrong about the choices I made in supporting them.
In case you were curious, neck tattoos don't feel great.
We've literally been watching black and brown people die in 4K for over a decade at this point, and you want me to be upset that Charlie Kirk died? Fuck off.
I'm not advocating for political violence, and I certainly don't condone it - but the people grandstanding because of this, get off it.
If you've seen the video of Kirk being shot - if that's what it looks like when a full grown man is shot, imagine what kids look like. You don't actually care.
Earlier this year, two Democratic Minnesota lawmakers were shot, and they dropped out of the news cycle within days. I don't see people on the right this upset over school shootings (one literally happened TODAY). No part of me is saddened by the loss of someone who has made a living spewing hate.
"School shootings are a fact of life," our Vice President, JD Vance.
"We have to get over it," our President, Donald Trump.
"It's worth it to have [...] some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment," Charlie Kirk.
What did people honestly expect?
This is so horrible. It's frankly devastating to see thousands of people wishing death upon the president -- when it should be millions.
If Biden, the man deemed "too old to be President," outlives Trump, it will bring me unadulterated joy, and I do not feel even the slightest bit bad about that. ☕
It's almost as though a quote that was applicable at one time can be applicable at other times. Wow.
"Trump doesn't want to be a dictator. Would someone who wants to be a dictator say this?"
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
I love how morons quote people out of context, not aware that they are referring specifically to a period of time wherein the likelihood that people may *have* to defend themselves against a democratically elected authoritarian government is very real - and not a generic "guns are good."
"Brennan Lee Mulligan, "I'm Aabria Iyengar.""
Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary.
Nothing quite like rushing to the emergency vet first thing in the morning because your dog refuses to leave insects alone. 🤦♂️
I'm not jealous at all. 🥲 Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? Of course I'm not jealous of New Yorkers. Pfft.
[cries in texas]
Ladies - the next time someone says that women are "too emotional to lead," I want you to punch them in the mouth and say that it was just a "preemptive strike."
For two years I had to listen to MAGA voters cry about, "omg, you can't breathe with a mask on."
Now ICE can't seem to function without them. 🙃
This has aged extraordinarily poorly.
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 has one of if not the best soundtracks I've heard in a game, ever.
Pure cinema.
... I fucking love my job.
Me to my financial guy:
ACAB also includes the fun police.
Canada, I have it on good authority that we will cancel all tariffs on Canadian goods if you all can just do something about Tom MacDonald.
Just sayin'. It's something to consider.
Do you have any idea how bad you have to be at geopolitics to drive these three countries to work together? Like, holy fuck.
Pete Hegseth: We're clean on OPSEC.
Again, for the folks in the back, what the fuck is this shit?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
