feral hat

Alysa Liu is so adorable!

I am so sick in my soul of life being like this.

Same. Age 11.

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

not a xtian but was raised one and “Faith without works is dead” lives endlessly in my brain

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This really captures the issue. Urban people have the responsibility to feed rural people's egos. Rural people have the responsibility to do fuck all.

what the rurals want is to be given everything they ask for and told that they’re better than the city dwellers and that’s why they deserve it, and while individual dems can run campaigns on it, it’s not a national party responsibility to back them up

president vows to punch himself in the dick until congress agrees to kick him in the ass

oil over $100/barrel with no sign of coming down, dow futures down over 1000 points, maybe we'll have a war draft, too, just for funsies, sounds great

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

Just received news that it is in fact once again *Not* My Time To Shine.

Every day the economic experts get up and are like “we think today is the day the racists will use logic”

Every billionaire is a loaded gun pointed at Democracy

The main driver of the inflation that's been a part of our lives since April 2020?

Trump, in order to protect US frackers, ordering Saudi Arabia to lower oil production so prices didn't keep dropping as oil usage dropped due to covid shutting down businesses.

That's why oil prices are important.

I really hope that in the aftermath we get laws punishing parents (civilly) for failure to care appropriately for the children who they are responsible for. Children have a right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness too. We need to have a standard of care that includes vaccines.

"but I don't think she wants a moat"

she wants the moat. we all want moats. get the moat.

this international women's day, get her what she REALLY wants (a large moat around her primary place of residence)

The price of gas is so high the Bloods and the Crips are rollin' together.

A scruffy golden doodle resting his chin on his paws.

Okay but have you considered resting your little scruffy chin on your folded paws.

When I said I wanted to live in the 70s I meant more “seeing the Talking Heads at CBGB” and less “learning the taste of gasoline from a siphoning hose.”

By the time we're done, MAGA will be nothing more than a spooky bedtime story for our children's children.

That much, I promise.

This is a level of tragicomic political suicide America has never seen since the Great Depression.

jeeeeeeesus what in the WORLD

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The only way this could be funnier is if the woman in the clip is Irish American. Oh, you wanted to ruin this country and then when everything went to ****, skip back to your motherland for some relaxation? Nah, bitch. They hate you there too!

[trump voters, the prequel] 🥴

Normalize asking American tourists where they were on January 6th

In my #OTD threads I often try to draw attention to important scientists who historically haven't received the same recognition as their peers.

A science education involves a lot of lore: Stories and anecdotes meant to flesh out a narrative about the development of a field...

Close up of grass with a small bunch of white snowdrop flowers

Snowdrops!

GOP lifting sanctions to help Russia sell their oil while they are helping Iran target Americans, seems more National Security concerning than a private e-mail server.

Fuckers need to pay.