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this is too cute. I need one

i wish we had one 😭

idk why i get so mad when they ask me to do the job they pay me to do. I just wanna eat my snacks and watch summer house in peace

Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.

i’ve been watching these baby eagles on youtube since they hatched. I skipped a few days and now they’re big af sitting in the nest by themselves.

i miss you too fam. i’m bouta redownload that other app. it’s popping over there 😭

i love!!

of course they’re maga. Ugh i hated them lol

black top!

once a month i find something i haven’t worn in awhile and don’t figure out why i haven’t worn it till i get to work and im uncomfortable

I miss fun. The kind where you don't suddenly remember everything is awful and feel terrible.

i wish this was the old days where i took off work to be a degenerate at Looneys.

The level of fitness I’m aiming for is moms who go for runs while pushing strollers

yess. you probably figured it out by now but support.apple.com/guide/iphone...

you can. I do it all the time!!

even the chef pisses me off. why she keep serving soup?

😭😭😭 noooo

you get it!

you know it’s bad when yall mutual guy friends are siding with you and saying fuck Will. how do you feel about TJ at the end of the finale? he annoys me

OC was my first experience and it’s now my least fav franchise. you really can’t top atl or the old ny

a photo you’d use as an album cover

i’m sorry about your toe but he or she didn’t do it. you’re mistaken 😭

What is wrong with her?! This man is uninterested and had her defending their relationship the whole season but couldn’t show up for her at the reunion?! talking about his mental health. ok what about hers? she’s had multiple panic attacks over this man and his cheating

off topic but still bravo. do you watch southern hospitality?

alright i’ll try again. Love your name btw

i turned it off lmao. and you know i love RHOA

LOL i get it cause when that first season trailer came out, he was the reason i wasn’t going to watch.

wait you didn’t like the first season??

i think this is perfect especially for celebrating your 40th.

tucker from big brother 26 throwing lisa in the pool

this site today being full of twitter people crying that there aren't enough sports here or whatever the fuck lol girl fuck you