You had me at "ex."
11.03.2026 23:52
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Medical research also takes place outside of the US. But, I don't know, maybe you could decrease the military industrial complex by a bit. Or tax the rich.
11.03.2026 15:44
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Awesome for webtoons and super easy to retcon if you need to!
11.03.2026 15:41
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It really is true. No other president has engaged in so much criminal behavior, grifting, conning, it's unreal. Trump's probably the most successful conman in history - with zero accomplishments to his name, he's gotten people he has contempt for to vote for him.
11.03.2026 15:39
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That's enough evidence to convince me, thanks. Nope, I really, really don't need any more fine evidence of the elite's misdeeds. They can stop producing this evidence any time now.
10.03.2026 14:05
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omg, I fell for it! I fell for The Onion!
Nicely done.
10.03.2026 14:03
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The taller guy looks so happy, like Golem when he finally got a hold of the ring, before falling into the lava.
10.03.2026 13:59
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Oh for sure! Vonnegut's a genius. He was considered America's harsh satirist - and a lot of what he wrote is anti-war, which is why I'm picking it up now.
09.03.2026 23:11
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I seriously thought the voting public would have remembered the disastrous first term. Shows how dumb I am!
09.03.2026 23:10
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Brilliant!
09.03.2026 14:31
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09.03.2026 12:05
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Why do we have the 'Cloud 9' saying? That's so strange!
Great joke, thanks :)
09.03.2026 14:28
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"Wait, wait, I see 8 peperoni slices there. I'm sorry, we're going to send someone over to take one back. It's only 7 slices per pizza. Just, ah, a moment while I count those cheese pieces . . ."
09.03.2026 14:26
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"What if we give someone with a lifelong disdain for learning, women, people in general, and kindness, and advancing dementia, the power of the US military?"
"Sounds like a bad idea."
"Oh come on, history needs another Nero!"
"Uhm . . ."
09.03.2026 14:24
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I would like them not to bomb Cuba. God damn it.
09.03.2026 14:16
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"Because I'm in them! Oh no, is this tell the truth day???"
09.03.2026 14:14
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"After shaking your hand to accept the job, I'm off to get started, meet the other staff, have coffee, get some training in, get the scoop on how the office runs, have lunch and chat and gossip, get back to training, another coffee, then gather some nectar on the way home!"
09.03.2026 14:13
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Looks amazing!
09.03.2026 14:11
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And happily being pretty in that vase!
09.03.2026 14:10
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That's awful.
Please take care of yourself, too.
09.03.2026 14:09
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That is unreal. And, uh, maybe should be taught in school? A lot.
09.03.2026 14:08
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I was thinking about reading Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions."
09.03.2026 14:06
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It really isn't hard to believe the brain worm is running the show.
09.03.2026 14:06
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It's like fish not thinking about water.
09.03.2026 14:04
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So tasty looking!
09.03.2026 14:03
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This looks awesome.
09.03.2026 14:01
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The twist on the old Sphinx riddle.
09.03.2026 05:04
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Manimal!
09.03.2026 05:03
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TY Betsy! 💙🦋😉
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08.03.2026 01:38
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FIFA, because you created the FIFA Peace Prize, we need you to weigh in on the Trump-Iran war. You gave him the award - does the FIFA Peace Prize mean nothing???
08.03.2026 00:53
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