Nationally Broadcasted Angels Games:
Apple TV Games:
March 27th = at Astros
April 10th = at Reds
Sunday Night Baseball (Peacock):
April 26th = at Royals
May 24th = vs Rangers
Sunday Leadoff (Peacock):
June 28th = vs Athletics
July 5th = vs Red Sox
August 2nd = vs Brewers
#GoHalos #RepTheHalo 😇❤️
The Mallard is right. Square up and then punt them.
A painted up tart with eye makeup that looks like it was applied as raccoon cos play
I suck at applying makeup.
Some bitch with crooked lipstick holding up a ballot like they think they make a difference, smh
Special Election Redistricting Ballot Measure Time, Everyone!!!
Lunch time
Live every day like the waitress actually is flirting with you
For Sale : Baby Shoes. Never Worn. Baby is picky af.
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
Sorry I am late. I was busy being brave.
As we wait for the traffic lights to change, a little girl with red hair who is standing with her dad gazes at my rust-coloured puppy.
Little girl (to me): I love this doggy.
Geese are dicks.
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Toe End
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Shittin' On The Dock Of The Bay
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Purple Drain
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Lust Fork Life
I hate people who act like they're smarter than me just because they went to a fancy college and have a higher IQ and are gooder at thinkings.
in england they spell it lmaou
The only AI character I’ll ever accept
Georgia US House 14 Special - PROJECTION
- 🔵 ➡️ Shawn Harris (D) - 25,549 (43.4%)
- 🔴 ➡️ Clay Fuller (R) - 18,987 (32.3%)
- 🔴 Colton Moore (R) - 5,193 (8.8%)
We can now project that Harris and Fuller will ADVANCE to a runoff election on April 7.
Not now, Daddy needs to stare at the wall for a while.
😢
A beatboxer? Nah man - I'm an onomatopoet
Georgia US House 14 Special - Current Results
- 🔵 Shawn Harris (D) - 25,549 (43.4%)
- 🔴 Clay Fuller (R) - 18,987 (32.3%)
- 🔴 Colton Moore (R) - 5,193 (8.8%)
With Murray EV in, all counties are now reporting. Awaiting Election Day votes for most counties.
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The Bard Touch
the cosmos is giving you head rn
entered a contest of sheep malapropisms and won by a lambslide
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Where Beagles Dare
My best friend is an English teacher so I'm torn between two worlds.
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
I would never mine MY Strait of Hormuz...... *Slow winks *
