Tim Cook asked me to be the emoji for hairy creature but I could not handle the press availabilities at this time so I suggested they go with my friend. I am glad they did, he looks great!
they stole an hour from women
Matthew McConaughey in True Detective with yellow text in front of him that reads " Matthew McConaughey "Time is all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? Uh. Fugayzi. Itβs a fake. Fugayzi, fugazi, itβs a whazy, itβs a woozy, itβsβ¦ Fairy dust. It doesnβt exist. Itβs never landed. It is no matter. Itβs not on the elemental chart. Itβs not fucking real."
I didn't even know about the pre-94 non-USDA approval. My edition is from 2010s.
My hackles also would have gotten up with the raw milk thing
If you don't got one, the Ball Blue books (Pre-2021 editions) might be a good fit since they all got the USDA stamp of approval.
His lawyers successfully argued some dumb law nerd shit or whatever
I guess my math was a little too complicated for you, Wolfram Alpha. Created by a supposed genius but you were bested by little ol' me? No one would have guessed someone from my background getting the upper hand--
Oh I made a typo
A screenshot from 2014 COLBERT REPORT with Stephen pointing at the camera with a graphic on the left side that reads "#CancelColbert" and there is an eagle and the twitter bird
A group of Poland's brightest minds are huddled around wearing big goggles. Countdown. 3....2....1.... They push the big red button, for a single solitary second the room was illuminated by a lone light bulb.
"We are so close."
an image of SpongeBob where he looks like a chicken because Squidward discovers when sponebob sees plaid he acts like a chicken meme format known as mocking sponebob
"If i'M SpoNGeBOb mY HeaDs oN a sWiVEl RIghT noW"
he knows karate, bro
100% spoiler-free review of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie
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I dream of one day my various rashes and abrasions make front page news.
Tapas used to be bigger.
Daffy's bill is on the back of his head! That kills ducks! And youre laughing!?!
Anglophones for centuries seethed with jealousy looking over the fence at the green pastures of German compound words.
"There has got to be a German word for this?!" They cried.
Gen Z just popularizes a new prefix, vibe- and a suffix, -maxxing to do just that. Vibesyntax. YouCanJustDoThingsmaxxing
I knew this. I knew this like forever ago
You do not need to be an affected party to file an nlrb complaint
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Wile E. Coyote crushed under a boulder into the ground, his head is sticking up above another rock and cracks are emanating out
Nope instead of the Roadrunner getting crushed (HA-HA!) Wile E. Coyote got crushed (HA-HA!)
Blueprint of Wille E. Coyote dropping a boulder on the roadrunner with 4 steps that reads "1. PULL OUT KEY STONE 2. ROCK FALLS 3. ROAD RUNNER 4. ROAD RUNNER CRUSHED (HA-HA!)"
This one might work though
yup big explosion happened make the cacti spell out YIPE! called it
Wile E. Coyote in a mine shaft and his spot helmet went out so he had to light a match but there is boxes of TNT everywhere
I think this guy is cooked!
He watched the first episode of Late Night with Conan and said he liked it.
Another L for my fellow Quibi heads.
Get a load of this guy's life preserver. Dork thinks he's gonna drown!
I am reminded that 4 years ago today, Tom & Jerry: The Movie released in theaters (and mercifully, that weirdo is NOWHERE in sight).
Personally, I would've loved to see something more on the level of this test footage animation which put them into La La Land.
Doesn't come up often. We mostly slonk beers and rip scratchers at the VSW (Veterans of Space Wars) hall
I know the guy he is based off and he is a lot chiller about it now. He does still say Game Over a lot though but the space war stories are fun.
I pray the Holy Spirit guides your electric riffs into wonderful segues for ad reads.
