🏳️‍⚧️ Dykal Seal 🇵🇷

singing wagwan delilah on repeat at karaoke until someone in the crowd kills me

the hardest part of my broken toe is trying to sleep
I can't curl up like a big dog as I usually do
or even spoon

I have to keep my leg straight and foot elevated
I can't get comfyyyyy

a Volvo xc 40 with the bumper sticker "I bought this before Elon killed himself"

June and I had an idea for a bumper sticker and now it exists in real life

I drank so much bourbon and I was sober before my next meal

so fucked up that estrogen does this to me

look, I know some girls like to sit
but I find something butchy & hot about whipping it out of the leg of my short shorts anytime I pee

old fashioned time

taking a shot of bourbon everytime the camera is shit in Re6

she Resident my Evil till I 6

shotgunning Canadian whiskey then Residenting her Evil

50ml of 80 proof

we've been eating too good with Re9 and Fullmetal Alchemist lately
back to the Resident Evil slop mines with Re6

take two on beans on toast but I did it my way this time

sad girl mix feat. new Gum drop
(gotta get in my favs even when sad)

computah, how to have the same energy for myself that I do others

computah, how to call out of work for legitimate reasons without apologizing multiple times

I feel like a dog left out in the rain

and no, I will not be using this as an opportunity to post feet on the tl because those ain't free and my toe looks so gd ugly rn

you're telling me

woman in desperate need of a dub does something good for herself today only to get rewarded with a driver splashing her by driving through a puddle preceeded by breaking(?) her toe

gimme a good week y'all, PLEASE

I kicked my toilet on accident this morning and now my toe is swollen & purple and this is my first month uninsured since losing my healthcare

chat, is this good?

just the basic Elf stuff but it fights like hell against my demons

need, honestly

my granny cart finally broke after 15 months in service
rest in peace, queen 💐

back to carrying my weekly groceries by hand 😔
at least it's a good workout

"anger is a toxin that only poisons yourself"

but have you considered that punching him in the stomach would feel really good

cptsd got me ready to fight so many dads

idgaf if he's already in a hell of his own making, let me be the hand of karma so he knows what put him there

back on my bullshit*

*hourly checking USPS tracking to see if my package reached her yet

shout out my setting spray
bitch can fight off rain and tears all day 🐶☔

Re9 posting

ibuprofen will purify me

could a depressed woman do THIS 👇