Soliloking

"I am altering the HR reporting system. Pray I do not alter it any further."

A lot of people seem to think Musk is adding the Irish into his accepted cultural mix. He's not. Whether he realizes it or not (maybe not), "Scots-Irish" refers to only some Irish, Scottish Protestants who settled in Ulster, and excludes the mass of Irish who were "Papist" and thus alien.

Yeah, I am one of these guys. I've started using Google Sheets and a budgeting app to better handle my spending

American culture IS multicultural.

This is what happens when you don't grant Kruschev the rank of Master.

She's taking the kits.

But you will freeze to death in winter!

What is a State's name if not a noun which is basically a pronoun!

This is Lollipop Guild erasure!

It's called "being a youth pastor."

"Yeah, but he had an army bro!"
*hits vape*

That's lit, fam.

Qui bono? 🤔

Half of Epstein's emails are connected to everything that makes society worse, the other half read like bad stoner dialogue.

Caliphates (cali-states 🤔) sounds scarier though. For no particular reason! Just pulled that term out of thin air, I suppose...

Finally! Don't let your dreams stay dreams!

I blocked catbus a long time ago because they are, indeed, exhausting.

This is the plot twist of Jurassic Park

a seal sleeping on a blue chair with its eyes closed ALT: a seal sleeping on a blue chair with its eyes closed

This is anti-seal propaganda!

"Frederick Douglas? Cuck."
-some poster

If evil. Why goofy? 🤔

"God's blunt instrument" is what I'm called at the weed dispensary.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

Scabby, because I have bad skin 😔

Coop'ns!