Itzu the Tak

Damn babe your knees are looking very advertiser-friendly today

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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oh fuck yeah I love a good techno-beatstick

This is the beautiful thing about history. We are never alone, because whatever horrors or sadnesses or joys we feel are shared with countless other people across time.

*grisps you*

I also blame peter gabriel's Sledgehammer video but I think it goes back to black&white prop comedy somehow

pine cone

pangolin

Sending people nudes tagged "enlarged to show texture"

what if it was all a dream

valve is so good at cutscenes even the elevator rides are part of the worldbuilding

the "pick up that can" scene from half life 2 but the can is an explosive barrel

working on my half life 2 mod again

#pokopia

oh my god I can get beverly at EPCOT?! I had it *once* in las vegas and have been obsessed with finding it again ever since

I think I really knocked it out of the park with this one

an iphone with 33 camera flashes on it.

post on tumblr with the caption: "dorohedoro fans will post pictures of their fave characters with the caption “omg they’re so cuteeee 😍😍😍” and the character looks like this" and the photo is just the most fucked up looking cake guy with like a top row of fake human teeth and gums and a bunch of fuckin pocky or something sticking out of the top for hair

time to pull this banger back out

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Casey Edwards ™M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon • May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid “it’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

powerscalers when shit happens in one piece because it was funnier or cooler and not for haki reasons

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

sorry man you just gotta- you have to go in the crystal. IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEK MAN it's going to feel like 5 seconds but it's going to be a week

"we're linking and building over here" haunts me. it hasn't left. I'll be in Marathon, doing teamwork stuff with my squad, planning murder, and I'll just utter it. help

Wow, name! That's absolutely incredibly amazing.

George has a thought bubble coming from his head that reads, "Hey Stuart, the toaster might give you some "leverage" in getting to the next step." Stuart is below, also with a thought bubble, responding, "Thanks for the tip, George!" The use of thought bubbles implies George and Stuart and communicating telepathically.

Stuart Little: The Journey Home (GBC, 2001)

the Marathon credits show all the freelancers hired, and includes Antireal, the artist whose work was stolen :)

we saw some extremely large wet footprints under an alcove at the hotel. this is a beautiful place

visibly liberal burrito wins every time