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@lisamarie

World traveler, art dealer, slave to my dog, basic bitch, ask me about Nightcrawler. Cohost of @simplyamazing, Nocturne's biggest fan.

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Why do I get GLP1 ads for Hims and Hers? It’s like the algorithm is confused on my gender but certain I’m fat.

08.03.2026 04:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I’m famously anti-remake, especially where mother Goldie is concerned. But this is ACHING for a Death Becomes her reboot:

03.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two artists who’s music you could live on exclusively indefinitely:

15.02.2026 11:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The world got a bit darker today #RIP

31.01.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sublime - April 29, 1992
Sublime - April 29, 1992 YouTube video by Scott Lauer

youtu.be/e1dPKfxRhk0?...

30.01.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m kind of inspired by this rewatch to just wear a crown while I’m at home doing nothing. #TheCrown

26.01.2026 23:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We need a The Crown like show about the Kennedys.

26.01.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.01.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember The Postal Service? #millennials

23.01.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where are my overnight workers?

20.01.2026 00:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She’s the least cuddly dog ever. Almost every night is me being all like this after I accidentally hog my foot against her and she leaves rather than just ignores me

18.01.2026 05:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When you’re Netflix and chilling and she gives you this look.

18.01.2026 05:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not like another country famously made this exact same mistake leading them to be decimated by the local forces.

18.01.2026 04:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Journalists hate this one trick.

18.01.2026 04:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨TING TING🚨ATTENTION: Burger King’s new apple pies taste like old McDonald’s apple pies.

18.01.2026 04:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s 2026. I’m in my 40s. I’ve just discovered that I love The Grateful Dead.

06.01.2026 12:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me pulling myself out of depression for 10 min to pay some bills

06.01.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.01.2026 01:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Selena Quintanilla's father dies weeks after heartbreaking Netflix doc release Abraham Quintanilla Jr, the father of late Tejano singer Selena Quintanilla, has died according to the family just weeks after a documentary dropped on Netflix about Selena's life

Been listening to her all week!! RIP www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

14.12.2025 03:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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23.11.2025 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why is Selena perfect?

23.11.2025 04:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The Perfect Neighbor is Dear Zachary level of soul crushing.

06.11.2025 02:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Years ago they took our Choco Taco. Now they try to sell us a bougie version. BRING BACK THE REAL CHOCO TACO

24.10.2025 23:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the fuck is this show #TheGoodFight

21.10.2025 11:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Junior Pet Owners Empowering Young Pet Owners

For anyone still following, as my newest update, my children's book launches October 14th! juniorpetowners.com

08.10.2025 17:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I need Harper to survive. I’ve given up on thinking A Train will but don’t take Harper too…

08.10.2025 15:06 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

30.09.2025 19:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Is he Turkish?” EDITH

24.09.2025 16:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I don’t jump into bed with stranger men” Mary. MARY.

24.09.2025 16:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0