Obi Wan Kenoblerone

Imagine what a nightmare it must be being in a band with Jared Leto

Oh my god dude, get a grip

Right there with you my friend

I swear this dog just thinks of me as a piece of furniture that gives her food

Most of us know how much it hurts when someone young passes, and how unprepared we are to handle that sudden loss emotionally and financially.

Please help this family out, if you can spare it.

Truer words were never spoken

Aw no, that's so sad. I particularly loved his performance in Synecdoche, New York

His name was Dustin, and he was one of the kindest, sweetest kids you could ever meet. When this picture of him last Friday was taken, Andy said, "Hey, stop smiling for a second," and he replied, "It's too hard not to smile." That was Dustin. He always had a smile on his face. He poured so much into the lives of the kids who came through the skatepark. He had a way of making each one feel seen, valued and loved. Last weekend, The Rock had a retreat, and Dustin was in my small group. He shared that the thing he wanted most in life was to be useful and helpful to others. That was exactly how he lived. He loved to serve, and he was incredible at it. Please pray for his family and for everyone affected by this heartbreaking tragedy - the other families impacted, the first responders

This was a child who passed away.

This is heartbreaking.

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I want one of those so bad I can taste it. I once saw Ian McKaye from Fugazi play one in his other band The Evens and it sounded absolutely gorgeous

Oh and Nick Fuentes, the prick with the most punchable face in human history

If you feel like giving some cash to a deserving cause, now's your chance

Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only

By the way, the dog was called Deefa because it's D for Dog. Deefa dog. Welcome to my dad's sense of humour

Bless him, he's the reason I first read one of your books (The Kaiju Preservation Society, for the record)

I'm guessing Love, Death+ Robots helped shift some units

Also the guy in my local Waterstones tries to upsell me on one of your books every time I buy something, and I'm guessing word of mouth from diehard fans is golden

On an industrial scale, no less

What's really weird is that people who worked at the Dr Pepper factory used to start their working day with a hot cup of Dr Pepper every morning, which I just cannot fathom

I'm the same with There All Is Aching

Anytime

Please help Juno out if you can

Not Dr Pepper? What kind of monster are you?

Reverse cowgirl so I can keep doomscrolling without them noticing

If there's one thing dogs like, it's going for a walk. Especially if you throw some stuff for them to chase

Might take the dog out for a walk

Willow, the cutest jackawawa in the world, asking for skritches

Just to counteract all the anger I've been throwing out there, here's a picture of the cutest dog ever who's also a giant pain in the arse

Kid Rock - gaunt, cowboy hat, look of cheerful incomprrehension

Kid Rock out here looking like a simpleton hillbilly from a Garth Ennis comic who's never been told it's bad form to fuck the livestock

Also Andrew Tate, can't believe I forgot him

Definitely the case with me, been rageposting for like an hour now

Let me know if I forgot anybody

Oh wait, Rupert Murdoch, Tucker Carlson, pretty much every Republican politician, Dean Cain, Kid Rock, that fucking clown who used to play Hercules, and Liz Truss at least twice

Nice weather we're having.