dracula slippers

i despise doing self-promo to the point that i just kind of scream some shit into the void and hope for the best

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

*more have i looked FUCK SHIT DAMN IT TO HELL

never before have i more looked like an angry british literature teacher

Kapranos wrote: “These warmongering murderers are using our music without our consent. This makes us both nauseous and furious. Kind of typical though, isn’t it? To strut up and take what isn’t theirs with a vile arrogance.”

interactive fantasies had serious hits

radiohead could NEVER

dude is a fucking milquetoast idiot fuck piece of shit

insane clone posse

n.=.n

an email from a musician through Bandcamp's community messaging feature that simply reads "i have two butts". no more, no less

i love receiving correspondence from my favorite independent musicians via bandcamp dot com @asoftdragon.bsky.social

i had this halloween costume idea that was just "person who is concussed" and i kinda still wanna do it

Onlookers simultaneously panic and cheer wildly as Biffo balances on a tightrope with his tongue while gripping a parasol between his feet. One must be careful not to think too deeply upon where the rest of the parasol's handle has gone. ONLOOKER: I can't look! ANOTHER ONLOOKER: Stop him, somebody!

Beano #526, August 16, 1952

Buster opens Biffo's door to see what is on the TV, causing Biffo to fall over upside-down and glassy-eyed. BUSTER: What's on the TV, Biffo?

Beano #757, January 19, 1957

stream chat informed me of this new incredible wojak

i live in your house

my favorite thing about the whole biffo situation as an american is that there's zero context for this stuff and it kind of leaves you wanting in that regard but the mystery is just. it's titillating.

Biffo looks very intently as he removes the wrapping from something. BIFFO: ...Now to get the wrapping off...

The Beano Book 1968

little Steve

I just hate seeing articles and YouTube thumbnails that list out "10 things holding your mixes back" or "5 things every great songwriter does."

It homogenizes human expression into the needs of the current predatory commercial zeitgeist that is still being sold as the way to "make it" as an artist.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

the dream

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

check this out: bsky.app/profile/rwoo...

parquet courts