Weird to watch a core part of yourself drift away. Time was, I’d have played Pokémon to death. Nowadays, I just… don’t have it in me anymore.
Growth? A line in the sand? Who knows. The spark is gone. I think I’ve lost joy in it because to me it represented connections.
Got none of those anymore.
*vague British noises*
Ohhhh I’m in trouble
Why does my brain get a dopamine hit from only making terrible decisions?
Don’t know time to make MORE OF THEM-
Resident Evil 2 without running is fine until you introduce a giant grey dickhead into the mix
My trauma is real and visceral
He’s basically inside my anal cavity from the moment he spawns because I can’t fucking run and give him the slip or get enough distance to fight properly
Oh sweet lord
Can you beat Pokémon Scarlet with just a Psyduck?
Yes, you can.
Why?
Funny tho, that’s why.
MY LIL TROOPER-
Sigh.
Literally this was all it took and they had my ass locked in, Pokemon Colosseum my beloved, after all these years 😭🖤
Sat down and watched one of the live action resident evil movies
I violently upset myself and complained deeply at someone about it
2/10, the fuck even was that
I take good ps5 photos
new old rebranding
Does anybody else read messages they sent and bash their heads into the wall, or is it just me
Oh good lord it’s happening, I’m venturing into uncharted territory.
Scotland, nice and easy, no whammies
Hey man get your face out of my hole-
Wait that came out wrong
It’s Uranus
I’m sorry I had to do it, the intrusive thoughts made me
Honestly the ZA starter reveal got me kinda jazzed. We conquered Unova alone, now we conquer Kalos alone.
French people (derogatory)
Finally got back on the 90’s Spider-Man train and that was somehow the best black suit adaptation I’ve seen in ages, and I literally replayed Spider-Man 2 weeks ago.
It ticks all the boxes and delivers in a tightly-written format, 10/10
One of my favourite things about Spider-Man is how they carefully incentivise stealth through environmental mechanics and decreased danger
Unfortunately I’m a fuckwit with a limited attention span so halfway through I lose patience and immediately piledrive the nearest fucko
The sobering knowledge that we’re now up to a full fucking decade of constant shitstorms, deeply abusive life lessons and countless sharp objects in my gut is beginning to cripple what’s left of my mind.
Be a shame if I simply stopped giving a flying fuck.
Bro was dismantling every door in Poland, God’s work really
Man era
Aight which one of you cunts asked for a Resident Evil 6 remaster
90’s Spider-Man is fuckin glorious, and I’m here for the ride
Fuck you, Raccoon City
Played it for a bit with Manu. It’s aight I guess. But I’ve got Unite burnout tbh, so online team games make me fuckin grouchy. Ain’t tryna get sweaty again, but it could be fun with the right people
It is time.
