Crystal Leigh (is querying)

Thank you! Your mouth to agents’ ears!!!

Hinged Agent Guide Here: bsky.app/profile/crys...

Oh, in that case, yes, would love to see it!

Not an agent sadly, just another writer. But wishing you the best and will definitely be keeping an eye out for this!

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THE UGLIEST MAN IN HOLLYWOOD is *Notting Hill* meets *Teach Me* by Olivia Dade meets “What’s Love Got to Do With It” by Tina Turner, but Jewish and queer (bi4bi). #UnhingedPit #A #R #LGBT #Q

With those comps I have just one question - How DARE You?

a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf around her head is driving a car . ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a scarf around her head is driving a car .

#AITA for Setting Up A Fake Wedding Agency?

My 3 friends & I began sabotaging the weddings of our former high school rivals by creating a fake wedding agency. Once a wedding went to shambles, we ran like hell & skipped town.

TL;DR #AITA or is karma really that bitch?

#UnhingedPit #A #WF #R

I see Joanne the Scammer, I like the post.

AITA for falling in love with my client?

Orpheus here. Hermes (my-not-dad) said I had to defend this girl called Eurydice to obtain my godhood. Apparently she committed suicide. And apparently that’s illegal?

And her godly revenge plan is super hot? Is this bad?

#UnhingedPit #Q #A #F

Yes - I am HERE for this concept!

Yes please!

An image Taylor Swift whispering to Travis Kelce. The text reads "can you believe this random writer wrote an updated Rebekah Harkness biography"

Black Swan meets Miranda Presley, Rebekah Harkness was the maddest woman a town has ever seen. But were the rumors steeped in truth? Or was Rebekah a strong-willed woman in a patriarchal society?

#UnhingedPit #AG #NF #A

Community 'apartment is on fire' meme, with text over the characters. Text over Troy holding pizza looking shocked: Mona leaning from Aunt Gwen 'Peter & Wendy' is real. Text over Jeff shaking a burning towel: Peter Pan: Vampire Text over the fire on the ground: Wendy/Gwen: Also vampire Text over Abed & Annie on the ground: Neverland: Their Warzone Text over Britta: Capt. Hook: Lesbian pirate into Gwen.

Mona Elliott: You're a vampire, wow. Can you tell me how it happened?

Her Aunt Gwen: Well, you see, it's a very long, tragic story

Mona: What's the worst that can happen telling me??
#unhingedpit #a #f #h #lgbt

PUT IT IN MY KINDLE NOW!!!!!

I need this book ASAP!

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You know that feeling when your dad gives you a magical war eagle but the new hire bungles the whole operation and now you both have wings and your dad might actually end you if you can’t get rid of them?

No? Just Ikaros then?

#UnhingedPit #F #R #A #Q

All the best words!

How can you say no to that face???

Sausage Dog's Book Review of To Ruin the Sky⚡️
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*itches leg* woof woof *sniff*
Woof woof woof!

Translation: Excellent Urban Romantasy with supernatural beings, a potential apocalypse, banter & tatted MMC. Would recommend

#UnhingedPit #Q #NA #RF

A mock query rejection email with a pearl bead background: Text: Dear Sara, Thank you for wasting my time with your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. For future reference, please note that I'm only open to multi-POV YA fantasy where the sapphic childhood-besties-turned-lovers don't get a happily-ever-after. Side note: A scorned ghost pirate trapped inside the head of a closeted princess until they both learn to help each other come out? How original. Regrets, Princess Mira View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/give-up-dummy.

A mock query rejection email with a gold coin background. Text: Sara, Thank you for considering me for the most torturously feel-good, insufferably hopeful-even-in-its-bleakest-moments novel I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I suggest you jump ship on writing and take on a more practical hobby like swashbuckling, rum drinking, or breaking the curse that has me stuck inside the head of this whiny princess (thanks for that, by the way). Kick bricks barefoot, Captain Amir View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/I-hate-you

A mock query rejection email with an ocean wave background. Text: Hi Sara, Thank you so much for your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN. While I truly admired the 82,000 word count, non-Western fantasy setting, and LGBTQ+ representation, unfortunately, I will have to pass. I would, however, like to offer a minor suggestion to change the title to THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHANNA, as I believe this better reflects the titular character's gender identity. Best wishes, Johanna View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/Protect-Trans-Kids

A mock query rejection email with a bloody background. Text: Ms. Duran, The empire has scrupulously reviewed your query for THE PIRATE, THE PRINCESS, AND JOHN, and has found that beneath the lighthearted, adventurous story of queer joy and acceptance is a truly blasphemous critique of the colonization of the Global South. We will be passing, but please do keep us in mind for any future projects featuring white, male, cis-het protagonists, preferably in settings inspired by medieval Europe. Regards, General Genovese View your query status page at QueryTracker.net/portal/is-this-one-pushing-it?-maybe-lol

I know they call this the trenches, but I never expected my own CHARACTERS to reject my queries 😅

#UnhingedPit #YA #F #LGBT #amquerying

A meme format where a man is bringing pizzas to a party that is a disaster. Text reads: Over the man - "Jill Hunt being first female f1 driver. Just wanting to do her job and drive, damnit!" Over the disasters: "world champi0on leaves team in Jan, leaked meeting recordings, sexism in motorsport, ex-girlfriend is a reporter, rumors of replacement by third seat"

An image made to look like a reddit post. Text reads: username: TotesNotMaeveLinden AITA for going after the girl i ghosted? I (26F) dated this amazing girl in my teens. But then I got some personal ne3ws and I couldn't handle it so I moved across an ocean and never returned her calls. Cut to now and she's smashing glass ceilings in her profession and I've been assigned to report on her. And I kind of realized I'm still in love with her. WIBTA if I, like, flirted with her... a LOT?"

Image made to look like radio comms during an F1 race. Text: HUNT RADIO #52 "Jill, do not try to overtake." "oops, sorry couldn't hear you. what was that? Did you like that awesome overtke, bestie?' "[cursing in spanish]"

Formula 1 is never a dull sport, especially when you're the first female permanent driver and your ex is a reporter. Querying now: THE RACING LINE, a sapphic F1 romance.
#UnhingedPit #A #R #LGBT #Q #f1romance #querying

Now #querying: THE RACING LINE, a sapphic F1 Romance.
THE RACING LINE gives you:
🏎 2nd Chance Romance
🎤 Bisexual Rep
🏎 Friends to Lovers
🎤 Fake Dating
🏎 Women in male-dominated fields
🎤 Sports Romance
🏎 Series Potential

#Agents: look for this in your query inbox or DM me for more information!

Is cancelling a Kylie Minogue concert because of basketball playoffs a hate crime? Cause it feels like it maybe should be.

Thank you! There are definitely “then” scenes I’ve written and cut - plenty of bonus content!

Okay, but I need to know more about the goat!

With those comps? I. AM. IN!!!

Ooooh, I'm so intrigued. This would be going on my TBR immediately!