SMACdown

Did I just find my new bff?

they stole an hour from women

Is it longer or does it just feel longer?

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social calm in a crisis is one of the positives of ADHD. I can’t tell you how many people have told me I should start a crisis firm. It’s my back up plan for when academia finally breaks me.

Oh sweet summer child, if only you knew what the next month held.

Are hospitalizations for exhaustion really a thing? Asking for a friend.

I mean, legally speaking, who hasn’t been a car in a lake?

Fuck times new Roman. Fuck those dumb serif ass fonts.

I’ve hit the wall. The 12 mile fuse that is my temper is just done. If someone has tips to combat burnout other than “take a six month sabbatical on a tropical island,” let me know. Send animal pictures or links for quirky, frivolous sticking stuffers.

What the actual fuck.

On the bright side, that pulled me out of my burnout numbness for at least the next 5 minutes!

I like Get Sprints seat covers, but my one complaint is they go over the headrest, so they don’t sit as well as I’d like. Easy washing though!

Not as pithy

Genuinely induces nausea.

and like, that was *after* being pepper-sprayed....by the senior citizen. Sorry to the old man for any negative press he's getting (but love it for him that he hasn't been charged, unless I missed it).

Can confirm most of the Walton $$ goes to the University itself (Walton Foundation money paid for most of my doctorate). Interestingly, Alice Walton SoM doesn't seem connected to U of A (UAMS is in LR, not Fayetteville).

None of the above, she’s a Catahoula leopard dog! Highly recommend, even if she does roll her eyes at me and then look at my husband when I tell her to get out of my bed. Fun facts: they can climb trees and they were bred to hunt wild hogs!

I included the cross stitch because if you need emergency pet pics, you need fun grandma art.

(It’s me. I’m secretly the grandma).

Hey now, ladies is uncles too.

I feel like BBB needs some explanation. It’s a MASSIVE bike rally (I believe 2nd in size to Sturgis) and huge bbq contest that takes over Fayetteville. As many confederate flags as one might expect. Equal parts fantastic, mind boggling, and terrifying, much like Razorback football.

While I’m happy my Bearcats seem to have gotten their shit together, if this means more Satterfield, I don’t wanna.

The ordinary has a really nice daily moisturizer and the Mario badescu lip mask is amazing.

Sleeping separately from husband bc of the giant wolf spider that was crawling across the bed while I got ready. Do I know they’re good guys? Yes. Does it make it better? Absolutely the fuck not.

glen powell saying, “There's nothing more romantic to me than college football.”

me, every saturday from late august through november

Best part of the week. Can someone get him, like, a beta blocker?

Yes I AM a recovering Catholic - why do you ask?

I'm fairly certain you just DM Godfrey with the FOIA. It is in his name, after all. At the very least, he's tall enough to reach up there.

How did I end up with a Labrador retriever who doesn’t understand how to retrieve?

Cincinnati; like lighting a building on fire.

Fire Satterfield.

That is all.

Something stupid confirmed (and they were impressively expeditious on the processing and shipping!)!

You and the gin cat popped up and I, too, think I’m about to do something very stupid.