carlโs goonday scenario
carlโs goonday scenario
jan why arenโt you eating? aw are the blueberries getting stuck in your braces again?
i know she was in that writers room cackling (i love it)
aint nobodyโs tool up in my shed ๐ญ
the way my ass is seated and shaking
apologizing on it
when will apple release this emoji
lets get dr roberta bobby on the phone
i heard you wanted to clock โitโ? tell me more
lingweenie
have to wait a whole week for n*spresso to reveal their third spring coffee so that i can buy all three at the same time and not make multiple trips
#girlswithvisibleextensionsproblems
today is
1. sunday
2. womenโs day
therefore: women = sun, because they brighten the world ๐ซถ๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Itโs so cool I got to be a Libra. Iโm so lucky. Itโs the best one
i got bussymogged by holenextdoor
aw he bwocked me ๐ฅบ i guess cwaude is nicer
soaring
he wants to talk about human consciousness, baby lets see claude make anything near as good as this
love all these hit pieces on timmithee charlemet but voting is closed so why now
so when miss veronica wiped the face of jesus and it left a print, thats a holy relic but when i leave my print in the pillow after getting plowed, thats a sin.. oh ok alright
well the husband chose her? drag him if anything
when the name is clearly prince
Winnie the pooh 2 panel meme: 1. Regular winnie, unimpressed: PUT ME IN, COACH! 2. Winnie in a tux, pleased face: PUT IT IN ME, COACH!
gm
why my hands get cold first all the time and dont want to stay warm
a stone fountain depicting a topless figure with a stern expression spraying jets of water from its nipples
LOGGING ON
the chains of love and whips of friendship excite me
is a perfume expert a connoseseur? ๐คญ