Lamebananna🏳️‍🌈💙🍌

I mean at least you said my name!💋🍌

You had me at Ginger!🍌

Ladies and gentlemen I give you the most beautiful man alive! You’re welcome!
Lamebananna!💋🍌

I Apparently accidentally found the most pretty man in the world!🍌

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You’re beautiful!🍌

Brighton!🍌

Gotta be honest you’re my dream man! Don’t want to be wierd but seriously I really like your umm………bits?🍌

I would really like to do things with parts of you!🍌

Oh and to be honest you’re the most sexy man I’ve ever seen!🍌

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So…….um……want to be my boyfriend?🍌

I mean it’s not like I was following you for the political stuff!🍌

Good morning I like you!🍌

We can only hope!💋🍌

You had me at scruffy you sexy dude!💋🍌

Honestly either works for me!🍌

‘Listen bitch! Bring me the Ark of the covenant and the Dead Sea scrolls along with a tuna sandwich and a bottle of bourbon or(and trust me here) I will reign down the apocalypse on you and possibly destroy your sofa!
Your choice!’🍌

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Re today………..🍌

I’m guessing an omelette is out of the question here?🍌

Apparently Atlas finally shrugged!🍌

So…..is Dick ok with that?
I mean I had a friend called Henry and let’s just say that I ended up getting a black eye!🍌

Can’t post! Currently in ER with whiplash!🍌

Lord protect me from the
‘Why?’ of it all.🍌

I am,
You are,
She is,
We diddlypooed,
Youse ganderfied,
They splufured,
Ah the magic of the English language is unmatched!🍌

Ok……Have to admit that you’re objectively both fit and (slightly annoyingly)
Cute! Damnn you Smutpop!
Ps, nice hat! xoxo Lamebananna💋🍌

P.O.V. - and?🍌

I’m out! Going to watch the astronaut lovers’ by Marco Berger! (I have immaculate taste!)💋🍌

Fit?🍌