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Itsa Me MarniO! ๐Ÿคฌ๐ŸงŠ

@silentmachine

I have opinions and know stuff. Minneapolis enby witch with a pain disorder and cats. Part of the local sky cult. In my previous life I was a forensic psychologist. Now I garden and spread love to counteract my inner angst. I *will* call you "love."

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Straight out of an 80s movie trope.

11.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This boycott is still ongoing.

Nothing has changed.

11.03.2026 18:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boo him literally everywhere.

11.03.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Just called and yelled at the pretty boy.

11.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, we are going to have some fun with her

11.03.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And short of a massive societal overhaul, I don't see much changing beyond my slow descent into madness. At least it seems that I'm a cheerful one? Giving hugs and calling everyone sweetheart and hon, instead of throwing rocks and spitting.

11.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Should I get a therapist? Sure. But I've been in and out of therapy for 30 years. It's been a lot and I feel like it's done only some. I got my many degrees so that I could understand myself as much as help others. So what's the solution? I feel like the world is what's driving me mad, not myself.

11.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I joke a lot, but I really am fighting psychosis left and right. I feel like this year has had me losing my grip on reality with a rapidity that I don't like. Almost gleefully. I am finding myself having flashes of being the pigeon lady in Home Alone 2 and thinking "that ain't too bad."

Oh no.

11.03.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I worked for 8 years in a job that took the word of children over the word of their offenders, and believe you me I will forever be scarred. It's not something I think I'll ever get over, seeing those faces recount their terror, seeing their injuries. They do deserve the worst hell.

11.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg the Olive Garden bread sticks ๐Ÿคค

11.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You wouldn't have this problem if you just pet the cat!

11.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wild that I had to say it.

10.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My old boss used to have a thing about shoes, and I was like, "please stop buying me shoes, I'd prefer money." ๐Ÿฅบ

10.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It scratched that itch so well

10.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(grumble grumble stupid ai)

10.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would we do that, you already know what you're doing!

10.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omnomnom

10.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I legit handed someone 10lbs of frozen meat the other day. Do I expect them to use it all? Fuck no. Do I expect some people to EAT? Hell yeah.

10.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I ever give you something that I think you could use, and you can't use it but you think someone else can, I expect you to pass it on.

Signed, a constant giver and taker

10.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please! Omg, everyone sees his face, reads that one NYT piece and foams at the mouth. Stahp them!

10.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are all things my dad insisted we knew how to do before we left the house, and I'm so grateful. And to think, I've even changed my own brake pads! With help from my mechanic friend ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely! I think there's actually a local group that teaches people how to do it. My memory is the worst, but I wonder if anyone else knows who they are?

10.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or make a mechanic friend!

10.03.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good find! I love the practice of putting good stuff on the curb here. Nothing ever sits in front of my house for long ๐Ÿ˜„

10.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do so much deep breathing around my family ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.03.2026 01:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a person is petting a bunch of kittens on the floor and the caption says sometimes life is like herding cats . Alt: a person is moving around a bunch of kittens on the floor and the caption says sometimes life is like herding cats .

Maybe in reference to "herding cats"?

10.03.2026 01:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's cute

10.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, why people aren't her friend is none of her business unless she plans on changing herself, and that isn't the tone I read.

10.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our house is back on the Cat Clock and finally everyone is happy except my husband, who likes to eat and go to bed a lot later than us.

09.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0