Dewey💧Decibel

Well, now i’m singing “dry spell” to the tune of wham’s ‘Jitterbug’, finger-snaps and all.

Earworm achieved

There must be some real shit in the Epstein files

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws?
Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

Finally paying the phans back

PHISH OWES ME REHEARSALS

It’s bc rogan and his followers are dumber than a box of rocks

May be time to switch to the Gaia Gary moniker

Allen did

It’s easy enough to understand when you realize that Steve Witkoff is a Russian agent/asset

9/11 was an Outside job

Phish owes me a voucher for the STD clinic!

But hulk hogan was constructed from HOT DOGS

I can be a good podcast sidekick jester-type

I think one of the most gaslighting things Phish fans say is "the band doesn't owe you anything"

Actually, yes they do. They owe us to practice before they go on tour, play new jam structures, and make sure what I'm paying for a ticket price is actually worth going to.

Yea. Jimmy smith simply “wanted a word”, not an argument you pedantic weirdo

Name this doofus’s name

Who was arguing? Yeesh

that was my shed growing up! saw a ton of De Paul Blue Demon games and Harlem Globetrotters and WWF and MonsterTruck jams there. ton of phish too.

Jimmy Smith would like to have a word

uh this is awesome!!!!

does it really matter if you go through life being an assehole if you are "doing it as a joke"

Waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my, dick in the wind

It’s not “hmm ok well, and…”

a cat is eating a slice of lasagna ALT: a cat is eating a slice of lasagna

Colgate-branded Beef Lasagna was also a thing in the 80’s

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

UM ain’t stopping as long as they can pull a fan from the audience with a sign that reads “Can i play Jajunk on Bayliss’ guitar”

it is genuinely very funny how many big name/shop analysts have gone on tv in the last 24-48hr and been like "man we didn't think this administration would be so stupid" like, come on