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PhD in Pendejadas from Danny Trejo University. The perfect gift: “Oh, The White Places You'll Go!: A Graduate's Guide to Understanding and Surviving The North American Caucasian“ https://a.co/d/f8oeNdb

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Rocko’s party. Shady ass Rocko.

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Voted the most mature podcast 15 years running. 🤷‍♂️

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Tyranny’s Step Child?

15.02.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Just throwing it out there:

13.02.2026 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Counterpoint:

06.02.2026 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What he really meant: “I’m a little bitch. People will boo me. I’m a little bitch.”

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Greenland tho

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He never has been …

21.01.2026 00:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna incorrectly integrate the use of the word “cattywampus” from my word of the day calendar.

And I’ll be the first person of color to utter it.

I break barriers.

This “cattywampus” ass bitch can’t even parallel park.

Sure, but I’m gonna “cattywampus” the shit of this buffet.

20.01.2026 15:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"At the end of the day, it's bigger than me. The things that are going through makes people uncomfortable, imagine how (Palestinians) feel?" he said. "That's the biggest thing. I have no affiliation, no connection, to these people - other than the fact that I am a human being. If you have a heart and you're a human being, and you see what's going on in this world, you check yourself real quick.
"I'm sitting here crying about football when there's people dying every single day."
Al-Shaair is the Texans' 2025 Walter Payton
Man of the Year nominee.

"At the end of the day, it's bigger than me. The things that are going through makes people uncomfortable, imagine how (Palestinians) feel?" he said. "That's the biggest thing. I have no affiliation, no connection, to these people - other than the fact that I am a human being. If you have a heart and you're a human being, and you see what's going on in this world, you check yourself real quick. "I'm sitting here crying about football when there's people dying every single day." Al-Shaair is the Texans' 2025 Walter Payton Man of the Year nominee.

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

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That dashing sonuvabitch catches me off guard every morning.

11.01.2026 16:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Bears only play one half of football.

Bold choice.

11.01.2026 04:42 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bears only play one half of football.

Bold choice.

11.01.2026 04:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bears only play one half of football.

Bold choice.

11.01.2026 04:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bears only play one half of football.

Bold choice

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Watch out, cabrones.

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It’s the hope that gets you

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My phone:

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