Studio Lana

Did I... Did I forget to tell you that I have a webshop now. Where you can see all my things and buy them??

Woops lanavanleeuwen.nl

My excibit at the queer cafe in the Hague opened yesterday!!

Just send them to me. I have a huge rack and the longest torso known to man.

I booked some gender affirming care today. Because as a cis woman of a certain age I am finding there to be too many hairs on my chin.

Every time people say we don't need human translators, I point out that a human wouldn't mess up the different between "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "sorry daddy, I've been naughty".

Why am I bisexual and not pansexual?

My attraction is not gender blind, it is however gender inclusive.

I hope that explains the difference for you

Human! It is VITAL that you chuck this carrot across the room for me to chase. Make haste!

It happens so fast

I feel a little better now. The tree helps

Start a new collection!

Sometimes you just have to accept that things happen

I am a trendsetter I fear

I named one of my kids after my grandfather. Two years later that name became popular for the first time in about 100 years??!! Ihear his all the time now. Ugh

Yay you'll have a great gift for her!

A picture of a Lego japanese maple bonsai tree. Thr colours are vibrant red and orange.

I slipped and fell into the LEGO store. Couldn't be helped...

Please do. It will help

A hand holds up a coupe glass with a dirty martini with olives

I'm not trying to get y'all to drink. But a dry dirty martini is a drink and a snack in one and it just made my day a lot less horrible

Dm me. I have a fucktonne. Like a literal closet full. I'd happily send you some

Nog niet! Hou me op de hoogte dan kijk ik dan waar in jouw buurt ik het heen kan bestellen❤️❤️❤️❤️

It is less crisp after baking. But still

The start of rhubarb upside down cake. Because being extra is sometimes needed

A selfie of me, Lydia, in which my jewellery is clearly visible: earrings in the shape of a Monstera leaf and a white necklace of the word 'feminist' in a cursive script

Finally, a shoutout to my Monstera earrings by @lanaiscreating.bsky.social and my 'feminist' necklace by @nynke.bsky.social & @pim.fyi! I love wearing things made by friends 😊

Vast wel maar eigenlijk wil ik alleen iemand bezwaren die met zn auto op een boot gaat zoals wij deden. Vijf minuutjes omrijden naar een grote sainsbury's is anders dan twee metro's en lopen met enorm pak dekbedovertrek 😬😘

Dat wil je!

Dan zou ik je absoluut niet aanbevelen op de argos site te kijken naar habitat x morris collectie.

Ja nee dat is absoluut nie handig. Wel lief ❤️

Ooooh. Nou ze zitten in grote sainsbury's. Als je het meent kan ik bestellen en dan kan je ophalen maar ding is wel groot hoor. King size overtrekset 😬

Ik was in schotland en kocht bij Argos een bloedmooie william morris dekbedovertrek. Ik kocht niet ook de tweede die ik mooi vond.

Maak net mn bed op en zooooveel spijt dat ik de tweede niet heb meegenomen 😭😭😭

Dussehhhhh. Ben jij in groot Brittannië of ga je binnenkort? Kan je m meenemen voor me?

Thank you!! Your hoard of socks looks amazing. What team are you on. I'm in Open brain coral