Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield

ah! all the more reason to ask someone else to do it then. مواظب خودت باش!

ah, but you see, having the text to copy and paste you can now find some sources and thus answer any questions you might have for yourself!

but of posters for sure!

it reads:

به یاد قربانیان
جزیره اپتین

truly we live in a forest of mirrors

🙏

I mean even as a troll post from the iranian military it'd be amazing in its own right? and honestly sitting here in a country where we've had pols like Nikki Haley proudly autograph Israeli bombs to be dropped on Gaza, I just ....

🏴 Iranian Militarism 🏴 به یاد قربانیان جزیره اپسین Join us | @Iranian_Militarism

t.me/Iranian_Mili...

yeah I think as a people who know neither suffering nor swag on the levels they do we really gotta stop fucking up and around over there and clean our own house ASAP

Iranian telegram, it’s all in the thread

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whether or not the image is real, the translation is unquestionably correct

and again: that's all I got, I am not making any claims about anything beyond "check out this fucking wild image in my feed"

it's a Khorramshahr missile I think, so no

an Iranian telegram channel, like it says and I link to in the thread. plug it into a machine translator or find a native speaker or reader if you want, that's all I got for you

tired: peacock throne
wired: that thing

via Telegram t.me/Iranian_Mili...

ultimately via Telegram, for what that's worth t.me/Iranian_Mili...

I don't play at that OSINT nonsense and the only Farsi I remember is "بدک نیست." خداحافظ" and maybe "گربه" so you all can have at it

I mean look I only did a semester of Farsi and that was decades ago so you're welcome to run the text capture through whatever you want for yourself:

به یاد قربانیان
جزیره اپتین

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

I am pleased to report that within the last few hours, we have hit, and completely destroyed, 10 inactive mine laying boats and/or ships, with more to follow! President DONALD J. TRUMP 106 ReTruths 394 Likes 3/10/26, 1:20 PM

Trump: there are no mines
Trump 40 minutes later: we have destroyed the mine boats

Trump: If Iran has put out any mines in the Hormuz Strait, and we have no reports of them doing so, we want them removed, IMMEDIATELY! If for any reason mines were placed, and they are not removed forthwith, the Military consequences to Iran will be at a level never seen before. If, on the other hand, they remove what may have been placed, it will be a giant step in the right direction! Additionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE! President DONALD J. TRUMP 9 ReTruths 38 Likes 3/10/26, 1:07 PM

Trump deleted and reposted about the mines, adding:

“Additionally, we are using the same Technology and Missile capabilities deployed against Drug Traffickers to permanently eliminate any boat or ship attempting to mine the Hormuz Strait. They will be dealt with quickly and violently. BEWARE!”

“Are you an undercover IRGC mineman? You have to tell me if you are.”

(Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome urchin voice) Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'memberin the Before Time, when was the Boomers, the ones what did make The Big Boom

"Folks, all the candidates for Ayatollah are dead. And we got the backup candidates too. And so I call upon the Iranians: it's the perfect time for you to take resume down to the Ayatollah office. Maybe even show some initiative and offer to work there for free for a little while."

BREAKING: Iranian Sleeper Cell Agents have hidden the White House's button to "Print to PDF" ; US forces have launched a retaliatory B61-11 Earth Penetrator directly at the Shahid Ali Mohammadi Nuclear Enrichment Facility in Fordow.

its donald trump forbidding iran from mining the strait of hormuz forthwith

I do not give the IRGC or any entities associated with Iran permission to mine the Strait of Hormuz. With this statement I give notice to the IRGC it is strictly forbidden to mine the Strait. The violation of ukase can be punished by law (UCC 1308 11 308103 and the Rome Statute).

to deal with mines afloat in the Strait of Hormuz I would simply apply the same pellucid and long proven logic of compulsion we do to human beings, IE find those mines’ children, vaporize them, and then wait for the mines to surrender and deactivate out of forgiveness and despair

ok well they’re mining it