Jehovah Thickness

My face: My personality:

nodus tollens
(n.) The realization that your life's story doesn't make sense to you anymore
(After the sudden job loss, Greg experienced nodus tollens, questioning where his life was heading.)

Sometimes “what if” will tell some masterfully crafted alternative versions of beloved stories. Mostly, they don’t, but sometimes.

We love the sometimes, lol

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Not the maintenance man telling me look like Michael b Jordan mixed with Zach Fox.

Save your lies mister

eudaimonia
(n.) A state of human flourishing or blessedness
(True eudaimonia, she believed, came from quiet acts of kindness.)

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I’m so confused by how Chiraq came back so prominently in the social media zeitgeist. It’s been everywhere recently.

I always thought it was a colloquial aave term.

quidnunc
(n.) A person who is eager to know news
(She is a quidnunc, always asking for updates.)

#mcm #monochromemonday

So my extended family decided to do its quarterly family birthday lunch (Jan-march) at this hibachi restaurant right. Tell me why damn near all the patrons in this here establishment are skin folk

lugubrious
(adj.) Looking or sounding sad and gloomy
(The puppy's lugubrious eyes won him extra treats.)

You, in another decade.

Goth eras

With this bonnet on I look like Negro da Vinci

I just realized that a 24 hour fast for me would end at 6 pm today - let’s see how many hours I can make it, I’m almost at 17 already

The most severe side effects are experienced by a very small percentage of those who take it, according to what I’ve read.

I know a couple of people who’ve taken it to great success and only one who has regained. I think it’s mostly dependent on the person and whether or not they learn good habits

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I decided to try a sugar-free Red Bull for my pre-workout today. I was planning on doing chest, but this bitch got my stomach over here doing backflips.

I get the slogan now.

I’m sure it will give me wings because this bitch is trying to send me to the upper room.

Bears, birds, and books

Why was my gym 73° today.

I’m glad you posted so I too can tell you how handsome you look.

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My actual literal reaction. No hyperbole needed.

Me My Rivals Main

You told us we hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men and women are created equal. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, among these: life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

So I’m young, black, wild and free and I’m twerk naked on a limousine.

I know some people that think they can get down with my thickness.

Morning stretches

I hope the warm weather is a soothing balm that shifts your mood.

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Wow, what a beautiful man.

Featuring a picture of me being feral

We outside he, we outside hoe, we outside

Hump day proverb: if it jiggle when he walk, listen when he talk.