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[pic of a photographer in a cirlcle and then an ugly pic of hegseth - breaking - pentagon bans photographers for taking 'unflattering" photos of hegseth - this comes a day after hegseth was exposed for spending millions on crab. donuts, and a grand piano

Even science has limits

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Oooh I love that idea

a yard sign that says do not go gentle into this great fight rage, rage against the tyranny of the right https://www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTrumpResistance

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As shirts, mug, sticker, car magnets, posters, signs, and a pin

I think it's algorithms that have fucked everything up AND all-day-news AND the GOP.

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Farmers writing romance novels: a book page says: Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it. I probably should have told her about the new electric fence.

This is some great OSHA violation fanfiction

@thegoodliars honest ICE recruitment flyer [flyer says insecure with your masculinity? c student at best in h school? too ugly to show your face? JOIN ICE! [pic of ice agent] JoinICEToday.com]

The C student requirement is actually generous

highlighted epstein files with this written over it - YOU SHOULD NOT ALLOW ANYONE STILL DEFENDING TRUMP TO BE AROUND YOUR KIDS.

I'm not kidding

@primawesome Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

Be honest—did he sigh first?

@primawesome.bsky.social

there is too much infighting

100% men and my mom

Oh so you probably found me originally thru my other account (@chronicillness.bsky.social)

🤣Kimmmmmmm hahahaha I'm laughing so hard

You are right. I don't know why more people aren't screaming and why nobody is talking about it other than me and like 1 other person in my neighborhood

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“Tell them I’m not here.”
ME: He says he’s not here.

I hate to say it, but this isn’t how people act when they think they might lose power someday.

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That's a good one. I wish you could do that.

@ecomarxi If my posts appear increasingly unhinged, I just want to take the time to apologise to absolutely fucking nobody because this is how any sane person should be reacting to the state of this death circus we’re forced to inhabit

The hinged people are the ones I'm worried about

A meme featuring a still of a young boy from a movie or show wearing a black hat (maybe children of the corn) Large, exaggerated, thick black eyebrows have been digitally drawn over his face in a comical, heavy-handed fashion. White text at the top of the image reads: "Ben Shapiro watching the entire country make fun of his eyebrows.

Me: laughs at eyebrows
Also me: backs away slowly

If you hate your HOA, nothing is funnier than installing a 7,000+ capacity Bat Roost, causing thousands of bats to come into your neighborhood. This will cause your HOA to complain, but they cannot legally do anything because bats are federally protected animals and cannot be removed. 🦇🦇🦇

I don't have an HOA but I'm installing one just to do this

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@murrman5 you could tell me any fact about how dangerous animals are in australia and I'd believe you. they got vampire bees? of course they do. dogs don't need a permit to carry a gun? I won't even google it.

The kangaroos have been armed since 1987 and everyone just accepted it.

stampedetrail2003 1d Replying to @empathic_engineer What actually needs to happen is a well advertised SuperPAC. 10 million people donating $100 each will create a war chest that can take down any politician who won't vote to impeach. Counter AIPAC and the billionaires with effective weapons of capitalism.

This could work.

mikehawkburns on threads - Lindsey Graham said “We’re gonna blow the hell out of these people” was he even taking about the war?

Reminds me of Tobias from Arrested Development.

Checkmate