Alison Lührs

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

I didn't know this writer bingo square existed, but I can now cross off "had something I wrote turned into a Chotiner joke" and that's pretty sick 🔥⚡️

wow ok i thought libraries were for everyone

‘Dark, like our future’: Iranians describe scenes of catastrophe after Tehran’s oil depots bombed Residents report terror of smoke-filled city, from potentially toxic rain, air and water to food scarcity and difficulty of escape

“Tehran is burning. And smoke has filled the streets. It’s impossible to drive out of the city right now and even with the windows closed, heavy smoke is making its way inside."

Read every word.

Blues traveler playing at the restaurant, open the PIT

Now is the time!! Get a haircut that flips around real fun!!

Free yourself

It’s like a breakup haircut except I’m not breaking up with anybody I just want to feel drunk with agency

I control nothing in life except the length of my own hair so I got a bob again

And everything in that one was hand made by the creator!!

YES!!!

They must have gotten a new social media person because somehow the whole damn city knows about this event, there was a line wrapping around the inside of the hotel to get in

Who told them! This was our secret!

Best con hands down

There are two conventions in Seattle weekend and today I’m going to where the REAL action is at

Going to the ocean do you need anything

No — wait, what month is it

Uhh April 1805

Shit dude, Napoleon is master of Europe,

So

So only the British fleet stands before him

What’s your point

Bro,

she got to lick the bowl

It's 1982 and a babysitter is running for her life from a masked killer

#horror #synth #80s

A fuzzy black dog with her chin on the couch looking so so so desperate for snacks

Rosie, desperate for oatmeal

Anyway Midsummer at ACT in Seattle is lots of fun, go give it your money

I have seen Midsummer Night's Dream many many times but will never get tired of 'Thanks, courteous wall'

Point/Counterpoint This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t Published: March 26, 2003

Also special very biased congratulations to the Narrative team on Marathon -- so much love went into this game, it is such a joy to see it out in the wild. Great work gang.

Congratulations to the entire Marathon team, so excited for everyone to see (and die, and die, and die again on) Tau Ceti!

Lear and the Henries

Which is also my new shoegaze band

Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.

Close second is bi poly grandpa, different grandpa

Great great grandpa missed the first voyage of the Titanic because he was delayed by fog

inside of you there are two wolves, one makes incredibly complicated stat sheets for weapon stats in their favorite game and the other does the same thing but for stuff in a goofy looking backpack