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@bounceofchris

Lover of Great Food, Bbq's, Everton, Space, Sci-Fi, the Ancient's, anything quirky & bizarre, Melbourne

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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

08.03.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 18869 πŸ” 4611 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 153
A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

A photo of Frodo speaking with Gandalf in the Mines of Moria: "I wish it had not happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But the Dow is over 50,000."

14.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2342 πŸ” 390 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12
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UP THE FUCKIN TOFFEES

07.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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And know we go straight to Live footage from anfield agenda πŸ˜‚

24.01.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Homes under the hammer

"So Rosemary , what made you want to get into property development?"

Rosemary "Well Dion we saw other people buying shitholes and screwing working people out of most of their monthly income for rent so I thought I'd join in"

24.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reality check. We don’t have the quantity or quality of players atm. Equally no club has advanced quicker than we have from this season to last. If we maintain this rate of improvement (points, finances, players etc) we will get there. Keep the faith. #EFC

11.01.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."

A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."

Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.

15.12.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 3603 πŸ” 1215 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 63

Nailed on they sell Salah for about Β£300 million to some Saudi team in January and that becomes the new Coutinho money for the next decade

06.12.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Luca Chianti is having fun over at The Other Place πŸ˜‚

#EFC

07.12.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

If you'd said a year ago some Everton bookings and reds would stem from a player impersonating a seagull, taking a quick free-kick and an altercation between team-mates, I wouldn't have beli... I would have absolutely believed you and thought that sounds spot on.

24.11.2025 22:29 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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maybe i am going insane

24.11.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 18170 πŸ” 3880 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 92
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29.09.2025 06:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Between now and Saturday, in the spirit of camaraderie , I’ll be posting content that I feel shows the true spirit of our Red neighbours

Today, this…

19.09.2025 09:51 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

We can’t get to the West Ham game as my car is out of action and I don’t have a train home. Before I stick them on the resale, does anyone want them? Two for the upper south 1xadult & 1xsenior. Need membership to transfer

09.09.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody filmed it! youtube.com/shorts/hJ_mo...

31.08.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Nice to see our fans offering to help Brighton fans in their hour of need.

28.08.2025 20:33 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lad morning lad @gwedlid.bsky.social

27.08.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs

Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.

25.08.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 3215 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 50
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24.08.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is smiling while holding a toothbrush and a thermos . Alt: Dwayne is revolted while holding a toothbrush and a thermos .

"Dibbley Kids Gone Wild" I'd watch the crap out of that!!

08.08.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Autoblock, it's a wonderful thing βœ”οΈ

19.06.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone needs a (very comfy) floor and a duvet tonight who’s struggling to get home from town tonight or just needs a cuppa and a chat before moving on, give me a shout. I won’t judge you for your choice of football team

Share where needed, I even have a few trusted Kopites on here

#Liverpool

26.05.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Tottenham Hotspur have now beaten Manchester United four times in 2024-25, becoming only the second side to win four games against them in one season, along with Everton in 85-86. (Opta)

21.05.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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18.05.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The UK has got to be the only country in the world that is politically held hostage by like 15 newspaper columnists that basically nobody reads

24.04.2025 08:53 πŸ‘ 3768 πŸ” 815 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 40

Darth Pork Knuckle

19.04.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't let the twat's keep you down Brent, rest up!!

17.04.2025 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me when the penalty went in

05.04.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why the support of officials, the media, the press is so important. Amplify what goes against @LFC and refuse to talk about their cheating. The @premierleaguetips.bsky.social had zero integrity or credibility.

05.04.2025 12:29 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1