After becoming unemployed for the past two months, here are some things I’ve been enjoying:
- “Peasant maxxing” - living on only canned food, noodles, bread and soup
- “Monkey mode” - when I eat my biweekly banana to curve the scurvy
- “Going llama” - Licking my Himalayan salt lamp with vigour
Who else up with debilitating medial sural cutaneous nerve pain due to abnormal tissue inflammation on the sciatic nerve 🙋♀️ #endo
I made corn fritters for dinner and left out the fucking corn what the fuck is wrong with me I just made fucking fritters who wants plain fritters I’m going to kill myself
Hungover, still slightly high, overstimulated, and running on 2 hours of sleep at the family function 🔥
Not to be a #debbiedowner but how many one-sided heartbreaks can one person endure and what did I do to deserve this
Several months have passed and I have fucked absolutely no one.
I am back… forgot about this app
This is why I hate visiting my hometown. Just ran into Mr pathetic disgusting ugly receding hairline narcissist freak in the supermarket, why do I have to see that horrifically ugly face, it should be kept in a cage underground and put down like a dog
Why did I think it was a good idea to watch a psychological horror film at 2am
I’m so drunk yay!!! I love alcohol!!! Why aren’t I drunk everyday!!!
Just realised I’m the definition of a absolute fucking loser. Like I’m unemployed, I dropped out of university, all I do all day is sit alone listening to depressing music and scrolling on my phone, leaving the house late at night to go smoke half a pack of ciggies on the side of the road
Still thinking about the time my mother went through my phone when I was 13 and I had it taken away because she found text conversations between me and my “boyfriend” but it was actually just me sending messages to myself and deleting some and I was too embarrassed to admit it
I need to go outside for a cig so bad but there’s a fucking storm and no sheltered areas actually just shoot me in the head now 💔
They share one brain cell between them
Just commented “kind of glad it’s winter right now” and I’ve never had more fucking notifications from stupid fucking Americans thinking they’re the only country in the world 😭 I HATE AMERICA I said I was from New Zealand and someone said “attention bait” MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIVE HERE TF???
I have a massive blackhead in my ear and I can’t get at it because it’s too deep in my ear I can’t see properly this is the worst day of my life why 😭😭😭
Literally me all I do is giggle at my phone 24/7
Thot daughter in spirit, thought daughter in practice 😔
Mee!!
Nearly pride month, I need to fuck a woman. If unsuccessful, I will settle for a bisexual man.
repost if ur from nospace/noplace !! ♡
Pro tip: moved to a new city to get sober because I don’t know any dealers here and my social anxiety is so crippling that I cannot find a new one no matter how much I want to
Real actually I understand this
Face reveal
I’m actually so glad I’m not a man bc I know I’d be bricked up constantly in public
River otters are my favourite animals FOREVER
