Sister Val ✨ (@aliteraltree)

History is watching

14.03.2026 16:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I read the onion to keep up with current events

09.03.2026 22:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reading about Palestinian history and watching Dune. Definitely not related in any way. No sir, there are not lots of parallels to draw whatsoever.

09.03.2026 22:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

08.03.2026 18:40 👍 7795 🔁 2358 💬 33 📌 45

WELCOME BACK

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

04.03.2026 17:54 👍 13237 🔁 2743 💬 82 📌 86

Recreating the scene from ghost with two other women and I'm the clay

02.03.2026 20:55 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Henry calvil on greenscreen

Amy Adam's on green screen

Idk why everybody was hating on Joss's justice league, sure some visual effects weren't done, and the story was rushed, and it wasn't very good...

02.03.2026 17:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

27.02.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo did anyone hear about that guy that tried to k1ll Donny Tremp

26.02.2026 15:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sherlock Holmes was just autism-maxxing

19.02.2026 03:21 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Bisexual meaning I'm into fems and thems only

16.02.2026 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's useful when men post pictures of themselves so I can remember I'm not attracted to them

16.02.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thx for sharing

16.02.2026 03:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"everyone listen to Festival, the man talking on stage"

15.02.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Biblical literalism is tough because Jesus supposedly had 12 disciples but that one time they were all in one accord. So were they really 12 full size men following Jesus around or were Hondas just built different back then?

15.02.2026 04:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Let the bodies hit the floor or whatever

13.02.2026 02:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Psssst, that's a lie and you can totally find them in adult sizes

13.02.2026 01:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are we all enjoying our century of humiliation?

11.02.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

While the straights were watching football, the gays were practicing shooting skills

08.02.2026 22:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know that when nobody else got me, thick gay men at the club got me

08.02.2026 04:23 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 👍 16055 🔁 3439 💬 247 📌 133

John wick meets Taken meets fast and furious

02.02.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm so gay

02.02.2026 15:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching the wrecking crew but I could be talking about anything that came out in the last decade

02.02.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0