aspirational
09.03.2026 02:22
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I want Jennifer Tilly’s life.
Helluva way for the president to refer to dead soldiers — soldiers killed in a war he started.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
when the edible hits and you try to play it cool
Love a tuxie
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid
Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
No bigger buzzkill than Don Draper backstage at the Rolling Stones
“Slurs filled a chat” is a beaut
wanna make an omelette, gotta break a few eggs
heyyy sorry i didn’t get back to you i was listening to The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe a regular amount of times
Imagine getting iced out in favor of a dude named Markwayne. Devastating.
“oh, he says god forgave him. i guess that’s that then.”
trying to confirm a quote with god, how do you even do that? prayer?
Imagine having the confidence to say that with a straight face
“I’ve asked God to forgive me, which he has.” just might be the most craven thing I ever heard
lol
Bravo men and their ayahuasca retreats
Okay but at least we killed 50 - 150 little girls
aughts revival getting way out of hand
The people leading the U.S. war on Iran are a former “Fox & Friends” guest and a former “Fox & Friends” host.
What if a lovable kitten gave a speech instead? We’d all be watching that with a delighted smile
I’m sure it’s a good sign that Trump looks like he was embalmed before walking out onstage
Just out of curiosity, have any folks out of her handpicked crop of contributors been booked on-air yet?
secretary spuds mackenzie
kash patel should have been secretary of partying
Love to see it
It brings me an incredible sense of peace to imagine the fear and feeling of walls closing in for men who abused women and girls with elite impunity
notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich
also one of my favorite “drop in for one scene and absolutely kill it” performances, as kelso in “heat”
[PRIVATE MESSAGE to any Hollywood bigwigs reading this and looking for movie ideas]
“Inventor of the QR Code”
- Opening scene shows a person inventing the QR code
- Rest of the film is a flashback to how the person invented the QR code
The rest writes itself. Let's get this into production ASAP.