Chungus Supreme

Carl is dealing with Apex Anguish again

Read his words and be forewarned of impending doom

CARL'S FIGHT BREAKDOWNS, EPISODE 175: TERMINAL VELOCITY UFC Fight Night: Emmett vs Vallejos

When I try to cover a sport I've loved for my entire adult life and wind up talking about Lance Henriksen instead do you think that's a good sign
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a crab and a lobster are the same creature but one is in landscape and the other is in portrait mode

wait, so usa leadership got into this without knowing the criteria for victory and now we're at the whims of another country

fucking mark derosa

fuck it

at this point let team usa get mercy rule'd by the god damn eye-talians

Gene Pool Combat Club.

Phil Margera:

why is 94 year old paul goldschmidt in this game

USA all bums

welcome to clodsire mansion. we have hot spring waterfalls

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

An ascii image of Alf, the classic family friendly hog

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hooray for piggy!

Piggy held like a baby by me, Tom. Piggy is a goblin like American staffy puppy with brown fur and a white spot on her nose, a huge underbite with visible lower teeth and huge outstretched ears. She is wearing a small pink harness

Piggy on a small bed chewing a pigs ear

Piggy wearing a small mortarboard and looking demure after graduating from puppy school

Piggy in her crate. She looks like she’s in jail and is expectant of getting out.

Introducing: Piggy

We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

congrats @moosebigelow.bsky.social

It's a shame it was the name of a medical procedure first

Can you imagine how good some 12" JBLs with UltraSound (TM) would knock in the trunk?

I don’t know nothing about sports and I am caccccckkkling

Yes, before you ask, Sneak King, Pocket Bike Racer, and Big Bumpin' are all in fact Steve Bannon's fault.

I know that this is serious and everything but "exposed the masturbation habits of 100,000s of users" is an objectively hilarious phrase.

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Czechia's viral electrical worker 'Jedi' who K'd Ohtani bids farewell to Classic TOKYO -- One pitch changed Ondřej Satoria’s life -- and he thought it was a mistake. Facing Shohei Ohtani in the Tokyo Dome three years ago, Satoria -- an electrical controller at ČEZ Group in Ostrava...

This is good and you should read it.

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YER DAYS ARE NUMBERED, VARMINT, OR MY NAME AIN'T SHERIFF HUMCUNT

horse thieves and cattle rustlers, beware!

Dogzone 9000 did a rad podcast on The Barbarians. I hope you find it insane

only a low down dog caint hum

Meatchigan

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes