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Bradford peanus

TStormin

Well hello there stranger

Running off all the DOD-funded jingoism during sporting events? Now thats whats up

Thats right

Ask not for whom the tool tolls

Don’t make me call Carfire

Tired: Cow Tools
Wired: Whore Moos

Blurry picture of Matt the dog’s face

Smatt

I worked at whole foods for a decade. So you are empowered to suck my huge butthole.

I don’t care why anyone chooses to be vegan; they’re all good reasons. I don’t care why anyone shoplifts at Whole Foods; they’re all good reasons.

Social mores are in the trash because of oligarchs like Bezos. Shoplift a Justin’s Peanut Butter Cup and STFU

I thought dems LIKE ai. I thought dems LIKE technofascists

Dems could have at any point made a ai video of Trump on Fox business saying something like “tariffs are for losers SAD I respect international treaties” but they’re too dumb. Instead we all just wait to read his shitty diapers like tea leaves and suddenly Line Go Up!!
Cuck Nation

A super El Niño may develop in the equatorial Pacific Ocean later this year, causing minor changes in private jet travel for the Washington Post’s owner.

Here’s why poors should die.

The stars will be out

Corn? (strokes chin wistfully)
i DO remember eating corn…

I’m watching wednesdays episode and hootin

Stoned Jeopardy

My job is a Kei truck bootlegger in the Woke Mind Virus War

omg (complimentary)

Your gonna hate em so much lol

What am I, a Rockerfellow?

Just spent $50 on two used mugs ama

Its his lucky hat

Wonder when it's bedtime

You ever put on a sheet mask only to see the directions say to wear it THREE to FOUR hours or overnight??

I recognize many Chicagoland suburbs named after fairly big towns in Scotland and it’s a bummer that some towns that are called things like Bonar Bridge or Tongue House didnt make the cut 😒