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I can excuse war, genocide, freezing my nan, appointing Epstein's friends to positions of power, stripping rights from trans people, and impoverishing refugees 

But I draw the line at big naturals

I can excuse war, genocide, freezing my nan, appointing Epstein's friends to positions of power, stripping rights from trans people, and impoverishing refugees But I draw the line at big naturals

Average British liberal journalist

11.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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United State Homeland

11.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

It's funny that we on the left are supposed to be the ones with the purity tests and the absurd standards nobody can meet, and yet it seems that time and time again, we're remarkably tolerant of daft stuff that doesn't matter but which centrists simply cannot get over. What could explain this?

11.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad, evil countries like Iran with their sinister Shaheed 'Suicide Drones' vs the Good, Virtuous countries like the US with their Switchblade 'Loitering Munitions'.

11.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dong Zhuo got bored and left his general stranded with his army in Korea

11.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a cat soft toy with grey/brown fur googly eyes and a 3 mouth

a cat soft toy with grey/brown fur googly eyes and a 3 mouth

soft toy, 1920s collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O86116/...

11.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

i reckon insurance guys have their own definition of what counts as a war and it's probably closer to what you or i might recognise than whatever statements various governments like to issue

11.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Claire Lehmann
@clairlemon
Henry Harpending was not a "white supremacist"
β€’ He was a distinguished
professor of anthropology who was elected lifetime member of the National Academy of Sciences Nazi
10:54 pm β€’ 28/12/2019

Claire Lehmann
@clairlem... β€’ 30/12/2019
Replying to @clairlemon
Ok, so I've seen more material and yes, it does look like Harpending promoted racist views. So I was wrong in this particular instance. (Still not
sure that racist views = "white supremacist" but
appreciate for many these are one & the same.)

Noah Smith
β€’ @Noahpini... β€’ 30/12/2019

Claire Lehmann @clairlemon Henry Harpending was not a "white supremacist" β€’ He was a distinguished professor of anthropology who was elected lifetime member of the National Academy of Sciences Nazi 10:54 pm β€’ 28/12/2019 Claire Lehmann @clairlem... β€’ 30/12/2019 Replying to @clairlemon Ok, so I've seen more material and yes, it does look like Harpending promoted racist views. So I was wrong in this particular instance. (Still not sure that racist views = "white supremacist" but appreciate for many these are one & the same.) Noah Smith β€’ @Noahpini... β€’ 30/12/2019

Checked old screenshots and I gotta admit, Claire Lemon could be unintentionally funny

11.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: Iranian drone targeted an apartment in one of the towers in Dubai.

11.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

serious: worms are hardly up in the pest and vermin rankings. cowardly, servile rankings? very high.

this is not rat/cockroach shit. who hates worms? who is getting worms removed?

11.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These files confirm that Mandelson's malign influence runs through this Labour government.

Starmer knew exactly the choice he was making when he appointed him. He has to go.

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1561 πŸ” 408 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 19
Report on Mandelson mentioning β€œThe Telegraph reported on these links extensively in January 2024”

Report on Mandelson mentioning β€œThe Telegraph reported on these links extensively in January 2024”

It’s striking how the press pack hive mind instantly recalled a Polanski interview from 2013 as soon as it was relevant, and instantly forgot β€œextensive” 2024 Telegraph reporting on Mandelson’s friendship with a child sex trafficker when that became inconvenient.

11.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

The link with the unions was about the only thing the Labour Party had left going for it as an entity, so this feels about as seismic as Gorton & Denton

11.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I was waiting for Yakkety Sax to kick in and the camera to turn so you can see him going down a water slide, but he appears to be serious

11.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

You’re gonna love to who liked this comment

11.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 3311 πŸ” 739 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 17

james is such a fucking weasel.

he never says this about keir starmer and keir starmer lies to the point of murdering, via policy, british citizens.

11.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Must be underlined that when Starmer was quizzed on the subject of the Lord Mandelson's relationship with Epstein, he lied about it on national TV, very badly.

11.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 7566 πŸ” 1643 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 19

barn door officially CLOSED, announces former horse owner

10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.

Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.

10.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 817 πŸ” 147 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15
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New NHS England Review Excluded 97% Of All Trans Studies To Say Care Doesn't Work | Erin Reed A new NHS England Review excluded 97% of all trans care studies to conclude that trans youth care doesn't work. It explicitly violates several guidelines around reviewing literature, and appears to b...

Policy-based evidence-making again.

www.linkedin.com/posts/erin-r...

10.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
Lindsey Graham
@LindseyGrahamSC
X.com
The American Embassy is being evacuated in Riyadh because of sustained attacks by Iran against the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
It is my understanding the Kingdom refuses to use their capable military as a part of an effort to end the barbaric and terrorist Iranian regime who has terrorized the region and killed 7
Americans.
Question - why should America do a defense agreement with a country like the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia that is unwilling to join a fight of mutual interest?
Americans are dying and the U.S. is spending billions to dislodge the terrorist Iranian regime that threatens the region. Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia seems to be issuing statements and doing things in the background that are marginally helpful, but unwilling to participate in military operations to end the reign of terror coming out of Iran. Hopefully Gulf Cooperation Council countries will get more involved as this fiΓΈht is in their backvard. If vou are not willine to

Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC X.com The American Embassy is being evacuated in Riyadh because of sustained attacks by Iran against the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. It is my understanding the Kingdom refuses to use their capable military as a part of an effort to end the barbaric and terrorist Iranian regime who has terrorized the region and killed 7 Americans. Question - why should America do a defense agreement with a country like the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia that is unwilling to join a fight of mutual interest? Americans are dying and the U.S. is spending billions to dislodge the terrorist Iranian regime that threatens the region. Meanwhile, Saudi Arabia seems to be issuing statements and doing things in the background that are marginally helpful, but unwilling to participate in military operations to end the reign of terror coming out of Iran. Hopefully Gulf Cooperation Council countries will get more involved as this fiΓΈht is in their backvard. If vou are not willine to

I urge more senior US officials to publicly dress down the allies they dragged into a war all of them hate, that’s getting them bombed. Really grind it home: their security is dependent on the whims of a bunch of clueless, pissy old men who don’t give a damn if they get the entire region melted.

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 480 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 15
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Today I asked ministers to deny* that the number of jury acquittals in protest cases was a factor in the Government’s dangerous attack on jury trials.

*They did not do this

10.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11

New space game: Space Reign

"An indie space-sim and strategy game featuring ship and fleet combat mixed with RTS elements. Complete contracts and Claim sectors for your faction in the near-future, where resource exploiting corporations are in a state of constant conflict over territory control."

10.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

landlord moment

10.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right-Wing climb downs over positions held on the Iran War only last week are indicative of SOMETHING.

Whether this is Iran not being the walkover expected by people who have no idea what they're talking about, Trump's mercurial levels of commitment, or Israel's doomsday forever war nonsense? 🀷

10.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

its an iranian missile with a message written on it in Persian

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

the message, translated, reads "in memory of the victims of epstein island"

omfg

10.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1269 πŸ” 285 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 34

From the moment this guy entered politics over a decade ago it has felt like one long, drawn-out experiment to see how far it's possible to push the concept of ignoring reality and attempting to create a different one by social media fiat, and we may be close to getting an answer.

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