He can't be a company director because he didn't pay his taxes. Why is he referring to himself as a *potential* UK taxpayer?
12.03.2026 21:52
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He can't be a company director because he didn't pay his taxes. Why is he referring to himself as a *potential* UK taxpayer?
Remember when people learned the word 'furlough'?
I miss the time when nobody knew what the Strait of Hormuz was
Now it's all Strait of Hormuz this and Strait of Hormuz that
Donnarumma loves a can of Monster
I wonder if the fact he keeps getting injured has anything to do with him always coming down stairs in just his socks and looking like he's about to miss his next step
Alan Curbishley only third favourite with the bookies, as always.
Peter Crouch there, attempting to be the first ever greek letter to score for Liverpool
🎶 His name is Rio
And he dances down the wing 🎶
It wasn't even close
The ball is in front of him, surely?!
Rio is electric isn't he. So exciting.
Let me save you some time.
They will show adverts, because why would anyone even consider not doing? The Relentless March of Capitalism (TRMOC)
A brief pause provides the opportunity to squeeze out a few more quid, and all it takes is to make the viewing experience worse. No brainer.
He's been our best player this season, but I feel like Dominik Szoboszlai needs to shoulder the burden of this defeat, because fucking hell his hair
Know what you don't hear about so much these days? The Epstein files...
Social media suddenly deluged with the worst people who moved there telling us how safe Dubai is. Depends who you are and what you mean by safe I guess.
I really admire how Liam Rosenior is absolutely clear that he won't ever single out players by name, but every time he speaks we all know exactly who he means when he says they fucked something up.
Started watching it last night, and sent this to my mate. Didn't get much further before turning it off!
9 months after we won the title. Class
Feels like a dangerous precedent for the leader of a different country to set
Yes it's a Bronski Beat joke, deffo would've done numbers on Twitter back in the day
Tell you what, Summerville is fast when he gets going for West Ham
Turns away
Runs away
Turns away
Runs away
....
Alexis Mac Allister with the absolute perfect replica of this
Imagine Gabriel's family seeing that.
Embarrassing
Me messaging my dad...
"Ooh I can't see how Slot sorts this"
Bed wetters. Stop thinking about it all so deeply. We'll be fine.
#BASIR
Big Arne Slot's Indomitable Reds
The Tesco self-checkout asking me to donate to charity is my most significant low-level annoyance.
Tesco with its *checks notes* £3.1bn profit, maybe you could sort more of this?
Nice
He's such a funny man