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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.

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In all seriousness, I wonder if it is more for easy temperature regulation. (for your cat!)

10.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember (with unrelenting cringe even after all these years) my Grade 10 English teacher (female, thank God) mentioning to us 'girls' that we needed to really look after 'ventilation' down there. Perhaps your puddytat also had the same teacher.

10.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Apgar scores came from a woman.
m&NA vacinces came from a woman.
CRISPR gene editing came from a woman.
Modern nursing came from a woman.
Hospital sanitation standards came from a woman.
Leukemia chemotherapy drugs came from a woman.
Malaria treatment breakthroughs came from a woman.
Hormone blood tests came from a woman.
Disposable medical syringes came from a woman.
Antifungal antibiotics came from a woman.
DNA structure imaging came from a woman.
Genetic "jumping genes" came from a woman.
Stem cell isolation came from a woman.
Medical statistics in hospitals came from a woman.
Pediatric anesthesia safety came from a woman.
Life-saving vaccine research came from a woman.
Cells used for modern medical research came from a woman.
Breakthroughs in human genetics came from a woman.
You came from a woman.
Women in Medicine

Apgar scores came from a woman. m&NA vacinces came from a woman. CRISPR gene editing came from a woman. Modern nursing came from a woman. Hospital sanitation standards came from a woman. Leukemia chemotherapy drugs came from a woman. Malaria treatment breakthroughs came from a woman. Hormone blood tests came from a woman. Disposable medical syringes came from a woman. Antifungal antibiotics came from a woman. DNA structure imaging came from a woman. Genetic "jumping genes" came from a woman. Stem cell isolation came from a woman. Medical statistics in hospitals came from a woman. Pediatric anesthesia safety came from a woman. Life-saving vaccine research came from a woman. Cells used for modern medical research came from a woman. Breakthroughs in human genetics came from a woman. You came from a woman. Women in Medicine

Belated happy international women’s day!

09.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

"...to fuel our friends and power paycheques" because those are phrases that normal everyday people use regularly.

09.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Started the Canada game laaaate and stuck with it to the end even though, in my gut, I knew the outcome. As a result I went to bed about 3 AM, embarrassed & angry. And, just like that, I appear to have lost interest in watching what I've been looking fwd to for 4 months. πŸ˜” The WS damage is real.

09.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Back on their bullshit, I presume?

09.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

!lol

09.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”πŸ˜­

08.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Contrary to the headline here*, it appears there will actually be more than "just one". 🀞

*excellent job on the (unintentional?) clickbait, Tod.

08.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully after he breathes again he'll realize the easiest fix to that is to hand her the cash and present it as an upgrade. Same as why cash is such a better gift than a store-constrained gift card.

08.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fart?

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're giving a presentation to the UN General Assembly?!!

08.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The fans watching the Great Britain vs Italy WBC game at Daikin Park being forced to listen to "Deep in the Heart of Texas" in the 7th inning is kinda sending me.

08.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah. Gonna need you USians to admit from whence you come. As a Canadian, I'm no longer willing to lend you an identity we are doing our damndest to defend and keep. It ain't perfect but y'all made your bed and are going to have to lie in it. Lying ABOUT it is not how you start fixing it.

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™

08.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a Toronto accent?! Do you know of someone (famous enough) with this that I could find a recording of?

08.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy International Women's Day.

08.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 121 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It will never cease to amaze me how much Yonder Alonzo sounds like Alek Manoah. Is there such a thing as a Miami accent?

08.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh. Look at that. The clock on my stove is right again. That's a shame. I used to get regular joy from the relief that followed the panic when I forgot I hadn't changed it.

08.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up on the overnight WBC. Two thoughts:

- Hate seeing Kikuchi struggle. Gives me 'poor baby' feels.

- Japanese baseball spectating is not for migraine sufferers...or early mornings.

- Bonus thought: A real joy to see some people in the crowd still acknowledging this ongoing pandemic. 😷

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...get out there. "Only old people with med issues are affected by C19." They both got C19 after Dad unmasked for an ID photo at Costco. ⬇️⬇️ since then. My fault. I can't win. Now they're sad, lonely and cognitively impaired anyway. The responsibility for all of this is very heavy.

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbreakingly timely. Severely IC Mom's (maskless) FamDoc did a MoCA with (expected) terrible results today. In the post-appt convo, Dad blamed the cog decline on their isolation (which is my fault as I've been trying to keep them alive). Ex-geriatrician (!!!) told them to stop sheltering and...

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I felt extremely scolded for doing that by a recent post (from someone who seemed an authority for people who need ALT the most). I was always including context and even explanations of jokes or whatever and this post really put me in my place. That ALT was not an acceptable place for anything extra

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world is so shit because it is literally being run by the worst people ever born.

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It certainly does. Didn't notice the ALT as, this time, I didn't 'need' it (vision-wise). πŸ™„

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then there's those of us who just spent 8 minutes trying to FIND this dot that you're all talking about.

07.03.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A graph with white and light grey striped background showing levels of COVID-19, RSV, FLU A, and FLU B levels for Ontario

A graph with white and light grey striped background showing levels of COVID-19, RSV, FLU A, and FLU B levels for Ontario

Wastewater levels for Ontario, released today, March 6th, 2026…otherwise known as β€œduring COVID”

wwater.ca/Ontario

06.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Knew a guy named, Les Cleverly III.

The. third.

06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Junior!

06.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The power of vaccination.

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1