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this year’s US WBC team is like if the entire 92 Dream Team was at Jan 6

14.03.2026 01:58 👍 142 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 1

Nothing more inconsequentially pathetic as how much Iowa State fans 1) love the Big 12 Tournament and 2) Think it has any value or meaning.

14.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

13.03.2026 22:09 👍 10944 🔁 2498 💬 141 📌 120

I swear Brad Underwood szn comes earlier and earlier every year!

13.03.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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RIP to the amazing juxtaposition in Terminal 5 of people arriving or departing for exotic international locations mingling with a bunch of neck pillows still drunk from bottomless margs at Margaritaville

13.03.2026 18:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two of my fence posts weren’t strong enough Warfighters and they broke in this insane wind. When will the woke media honor them???

13.03.2026 15:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I may channel my inner @bubbaprog.xyz, combination of how ESPN has white balanced their main camera and the shiplap ass video court, genuinely kind of hurting my eyes watching this game.

13.03.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

12.03.2026 21:00 👍 7544 🔁 1272 💬 346 📌 397

Big uptick in Twitter screenshots the last week or so, once again pleading to knock that shit off or just take it over there with all the other bots and literal Nazis.

12.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miami has been on not just Fraud Watch but Screaming Absolute For The Love Of God Play A Real Team Fraud Watch for months, so as dumb as conference tournaments are…this is a satisfying, long coming development.

12.03.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This might be the dumbest thing the THR put out today and this is the same day they carried water for the AI “singer” and continued to hype it up to an audience of no one.

12.03.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

11.03.2026 21:17 👍 3197 🔁 844 💬 177 📌 109

Being a Kobe stan should honestly be added to the next DSM

11.03.2026 17:34 👍 67 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

It’s what the Big Mac should be. The bigger fresh QPC patties make all the difference in the world with bread-meat ratio and holding up to the onions and sauce.

11.03.2026 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so fucking good

11.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as a society we have failed to make this kind of herb-ass dork shit as embarrassing and shameful as it should be

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 1036 🔁 98 💬 22 📌 1

lol everyone has brain damage about this

11.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

11.03.2026 02:50 👍 813 🔁 154 💬 20 📌 88

I’m sure the always very chill, normal, and cool Kobe superfans on the internet are reacting to this in a calm collected manner.

11.03.2026 02:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That tricky thing where I can’t tell if the Wilt 100 point game truthers (of which there are apparently a non-zero amount of?) are being serious or it’s just a bit?

11.03.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s disgusting that there are major conference tournament games on a TUESDAY.

10.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Only thing funnier would have been if it was as I originally read it, the William Conrad Yacht Club

10.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I passed a house in Lake Forest (of course) yesterday that had a sign for this guy and that guy with the ads during Bears playoff games that seemingly only is running on the fact that his name sounds like a 70s Bears player and even is using the colors/font.

10.03.2026 21:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You’re never gonna believe this, but he’s old, white, and in “real estate management”

Don’t let that you fool you into thinking he’s not here to serve the working class, he’s a member of *three* different yacht clubs!

10.03.2026 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Yard signs have started “organically” showing up almost overnight at busy intersections for someone I’ve never heard of and I just assumed it was some GOP goblin astroturfing and…check this shit out:

10.03.2026 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Thanks to my wonderful friend and co-worker Caroline Lazar for taking this pic of a (sort of) SlipNutz reunion Sunday night.

10.03.2026 18:21 👍 117 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 5

I should not have to hear about the mayor of New York City this much

10.03.2026 14:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Counterpoint: someone that would vote for both Robin Kelly and Darren Bailey 1) does not exist and 2) should not be allowed to vote if they did.

10.03.2026 02:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 16:15 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Gallup Poll (3/5/26):

Do you approve of $8 gas

No: 99%
Yes: 1%

Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy

No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%

09.03.2026 02:01 👍 1500 🔁 273 💬 26 📌 32